waitingman: (Australia)
I'm writing this down to work it all out in my head... This one's all about Australian politics, so feel free to skip it if you're not from 'round here. Hell... feel free to skip it if you are!!

The 'Voice' referendum seems to be exposing the not-very-well-hidden-in-the-first-place undercurrent of racism in many Australians - not necessarily only those of Anglo descent, but many former Europeans as well - towards the Australian indigenous population, because they are being offered a Voice to the Federal Parliament, designed to make representations to the Government on matters relating to Aboriginal & Torres Strait Island people & their culture/land etc...

A good thing, you might think... & about time. Sounds perfectly reasonable to allow them to have some input, if not influence, on decisions that affect their lives & livelihood. Things like education & social policy, to the granting of mining licenses to go & dig anywhere the Miners like for whatever traces of whatever particular rock they're looking for, then leave the place looking like an impact crater on the Moon when they're done... as has been the case for about the last 100 years or so. Things that have simply been passed &/or granted by the Federal Government, usually in return for huge 'donations' by whichever consortium, or industry body wants a favour. These sorts of people are, no surprise, vehemently against the 'Voice', as it means they can't just steamroll over any indigenous opposition on their way to a tidy profit

Rampant capitalism aside, the emotive argument the 'Vote No' campaign are weaponising, is that the Indigenous peoples don't deserve a special advisory body or, if they do, why can't the rest of us have one too?! To my ears, this sounds a lot like all those men who complain about International Women's Day & demand a Men's Day equivalent, conveniently forgetting that the other 364 of any given year, are basically days for them already. The parallel here is that both ideas are designed to redress an existing & established imbalance. Frankly, it would be fantastic if there were no need for the Voice at all, but we're dealing with a socio-economic & political world that not only has a huge head-start & tactical advantage in the way things are run, it's left our indigenous peoples hobbled back at the starting line, or in some cases, not even invited to be in the race... In order to bring things to a somewhat even keel, some extra help is required for now & that's what the Voice is - an opportunity to bring people who for centuries now have been marginalised, denigrated, repressed & diminished, in from the cold, so to speak. To acknowledge their culture & beliefs & find better ways to work with them

No one complained when the Federal Government passed the National Disability Insurance Scheme about 10 years ago, as a means to give disabled people greater access to services they needed. No one said they were getting unfair special treatment. What's the problem with helping the disadvantaged then?? Ohhhh.... because they're black? And for years, they've been portrayed & seen as ungrateful, recalcitrant, refusing to integrate into 'our' society... a bunch of uneducated drunks. Hey anyone from the rest of the world still reading at this point - does this sound familiar?!?

The other tactic being employed by... well kind of by both 'Yes' & 'No' campaigners, actually... has been to make this a politically divisive 'Left' vs 'Right' issue... a battle between those who are 'woke' & those who aren't (what's the opposite of 'woke' anyway) to the point where the original purpose of the referendum has been lost in muddied water that's now close to boiling. At what point did we Australians take a look at the political turmoil in the USA & think 'That's fantastic - we should definitely get some of that!!' We should absolutely choose an ideological side & abandon critical thought. We should totally think that if you're not 100% with us, you're against us & we hate you

I know Australia has a lot of sheep... but I thought they were mostly of the 4-legged variety

The simple fact is this: Here's the proposed amendment - “Chapter IX Recognition of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Peoples - 129 Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice

In recognition of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples as the First Peoples of Australia:

i: there shall be a body, to be called the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice;
ii: the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice may make representations to the Parliament and the Executive Government of the Commonwealth on matters relating to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples;
iii: the Parliament shall, subject to this Constitution, have power to make laws with respect to matters relating to the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice, including its composition, functions, powers and procedures.”


The 'No' campaign's official objection to this is: The jurisdiction of the Voice extends beyond matters that relate only to Indigenous affairs and includes any matter that relates to Indigenous peoples. The Voice is free to involve itself in any debate that affects the broader community so long as it relates to Indigenous peoples

And, you might well ask, the problem with that is... what exactly? Well, they might start objecting to mining, land-clearing & development. They never could before & be damned if we'll let them start now!!

The key part the 'No' campaign seems to ignore, or gloss over, is the term 'make representations' to Parliament & Government. In other words, they can advise, they can petition, but they have no legislative ability - they can't introduce, let alone pass, any laws or policies... & the Government of the day is free to heed or ignore their representations as it sees fit

Personally, I've been steering well clear of any articles or reports that seem designed to further the clouding of the issue, or seek to further encourage rabid partisanship. Which has certainly irritated one long-standing friend of mine, with whom I had a Facebook comments argument yesterday, leading to him saying I was being paid to parrot the Left propaganda, then getting mightily offended when I suggested he'd been manipulated by his chosen side. When I reminded him that he'd just done the same to me, he retreated by saying he was only joking... at which point I just figuratively walked away

The possibility of losing a friendship of over 40 years standing disappoints me, but to lose it because of the global plague of Trumpian politics is actually way more upsetting to me
waitingman: (Australia)
And the fallout from the Australian Election yesterday, just keeps looking better... Australia's Trump wannabe Clive Palmer, who spent around $100,000,000 on annoyingly pervasive, but factually inaccurate advertising for his 'United Australia Party', has failed to secure any seats in the Parliament & probably none in the Senate either. Google him to find out why this is such a satisfying result...

Ditto for Pauline Hanson, who has been an illiterate, whingeing, racist presence in our politics since 1997. She looks likely to lose her Senate seat & like Clive, all of her 'One Nation' candidates for the Lower House failed to trouble the scorers in any way...

Just reflecting on those party names - 'One Nation' & 'United Australia'... Judging by their leaders, their rhetoric, their candidates & their supporters, it would only be 'One' nation, or a 'United' Australia if you're white, christian, primary school educated & love coal. For anyone else, it's not yours - go back to where you came from! Why do people with such divisive beliefs use such misleading names for their organisations - the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea... definitely a democracy!!)... same for the People's Republic of China (for a select few of the people, not for most of them)... the old Deutsche Demokratische Republik (East Germany - neither democratic, nor a republic)... even Hitler called his charming bunch the National Socialist German Workers' Party (Socialist?!? I don't think so!!) And as for the Republican Party of the United States, well at least that's accurate if your idea of a republic is the same as Putin, Kim, Xi... All fine company for the likes of Clive & Pauline

The only 'down' side to the Liberal Party being put to the sword, is that one of the few left standing is Peter Dutton - the former police officer who has been Minister for Defence, Immigration, Home Affairs & Leader of the House... all jobs he has performed in exactly the way you'd expect a former cop to - with blinkered vision & a baseball bat. To him, everyone's a criminal, he just hasn't caught you yet. Unfortunately, it looks like he'll become leader of the Liberals simply because there's no one else of any significant stature or experience left in the Party after yesterday. Look for the Liberals to move away from the Centre-Right position they've tried to hold against their own factions & over to their more natural habitat of the hard right. I suppose the good thing about that is that it will keep the Centre-Left-oriented Labor Party in power for a few more elections yet!!
waitingman: (Australia)
Well, we've changed government in Australia... Out with the Liberal/National Coalition, in with the Labor Party. Expect a lot of spiteful hand-wringing from loudmouth bigoted right-wing media figures who can't see a future that doesn't look like the 1950s...

Neither of the major parties performed very well in the primary vote, only getting about 1/3 each, with the rest going to a variety of minor parties & independents, which will make the next Parliament an interesting prospect. The election seems to have been more a collection of local referendums than a decisive shift in National policy. At a time when things in the South Pacific region are getting a little fraught with tensions over China & its extended reach, we've apparently decided as a Nation that things in our own individual back yards need more attention than our neighbourhood. Not that there was much evidence that either the departing Liberal government, or the incoming Labor one have much of a competent handle on foreign policy & trade anyway...

This is the underlying problem with Australian politics at the moment. The election & its result have shown that we don't have much faith in either of the 2 'preferred' parties to be any better than each other - the Liberals have been elitist, sexist, climate change sceptics with no regard for how the increasing costs of living are affecting younger people (& some of us older ones too!!)... The Labor Party have been none of those things, but haven't really said what their overall vision for the Country is either. There has been a complete lack of substance, commitment & leadership throughout the whole campaign. In the end, the Liberals weren't so much defeated by Labor as by their own hubris...

Fortunately, I suppose, we're a pretty stable country & society, so while there will be the usual grumbling from the usual quarters, we'll all just knuckle down & get on with things as best we can, domestically-speaking. It's how we'll confront & deal with the bigger, global picture that has me a little worried...

On a more satisfactory note, the objectionable Liberal candidate for my electorate lost her bid... & both Craig Kelly & George Christensen look to be gone from our political landscape. So there was some political climate change for the better, at least!!
waitingman: (Australia)
Well, she's done it. Just a couple of days ago, I said the only political foot-in-mouth cliché Liberal candidate for Warringah Katherine Deves hadn't used, was a reference to the Nazis...

In another new reference to the Holocaust, Ms Deves suggested those that fail to fight the move towards gender fluidity are no different to those that watched the trains go past with Jews to concentration camps.

“I have no doubt these people would imagine themselves to be part of the French Resistance in WWII – but no, they are the villagers who watched the trains go by, ignored the clouds of soot and smoke and joined the Party to get good jobs. They are complicit,’’ she wrote.


Because yes, obviously, the Trans community is plotting to exterminate the rest of us. Then annex the Sudetenland & invade Poland... probably

If, as I fervently hope & kind of expect, she fails to win back Warringah for the Liberal Party, I won't be at all surprised if she jumps ship to One Nation, the home for disaffected racists, bigots & other die-hard advocates of the 'White Australia' policy of the mid 20th century. After all, it was founded by some disgruntled ex-Liberal Party members in the first place...
waitingman: (Idiot!)
Federally-speaking, the seat I live in has been a blue-ribbon Liberal stronghold for generations. Anyone who voted Labor, Greens, Australian Democrats (R.I.P.), or independent was pretty much throwing their vote away...

That is, until Tony Abbott, erstwhile Prime Minister & perpetual blinkered, god-bothering, coal-loving, racist & sexist dinosaur, completely failed to read his own room/seat & was booted out by a well-liked, progressive independent candidate who ran on a platform of climate change action, racial & sexual equality & tolerance & a raft of other ideas the Liberal Party has yet to even consider

Here we are at Federal Election time again & the Liberal Party has selected a woman to try & get their seat back. Unfortunately, they've selected a woman with outspoken, inaccurate & plain offensive views about transgender people & by extension, the whole LGBTQI+ community. She's even committed the ultimate political sin of invoking the Aboriginal Stolen Generation to back her unfounded claims about kids being removed from their homes if the parents didn't approve of their orientation. Complete bollocks of course & a profound insult to our First Nations. About the only foot-in-mouth symptom she hasn't displayed, so far, is invoking the Nazis... but there's still time, the election's not until May...

To bang another nail in the coffin of her candidacy, Tony Abbott has stated his support for her, proving that the Mad Monk hasn't improved his reading skills since being voted out of a Federal seat that was 75% in favour of Gay Marriage in the 2017 referendum

And yet... somehow, I have this gnawing dread that the Nation as a whole, will re-elect Scotty from Marketing - the man for whom the buck stops at any number of locations as far away from his desk as possible
waitingman: (World Politics)
Rupert Murdoch is at it again... using his extensive media to influence an election - this time the Federal Election in Australia

Here are 2 stories, from 2 different news organisations, about the same thing - the appearance at the annual BluesFest in Byron Bay, of the Federal Opposition Leader & head of the Labor Party, Anthony Albanese - known in typical Australian fashion as 'Albo' (Look, it's just an Australian thing - we call our Prime Minister ScoMo - when we're not calling him a variety of other names)

This, from the usually politically neutral Sydney Morning Herald

Albo gets a rock star reception at Bluesfest

You can tell the Herald's pretty neutral - both sides of politics complain about it

And now, over to Rupert's mouthpiece news.com.au

Albanese greeted with deafening boos at Bluesfest

So, what kind of rock star reception did 'Albo' get? The kind you'd hear for Bruce Springsteen? Or the kind you'd expect to hear for Gary Glitter?

Well, which kind of Prime Minister would Rupert want? The kind that doesn't tax the rich enough & believes a vital part of free enterprise is encouraging monopolies? Or the leader of the traditionally worker/working class-friendly Labor Party? See the recent British elections for your answer... & RM's methods of shoring up the teetering Conservative Party by any means necessary & available...
waitingman: (Australia)
West vs East... Australia, that is... The Miners vs the Suits etc.

The Premier of Western Australia, Mark McGowan, has never had much love for the eastern states - New South Wales in particular & his parochial pride style of politics obviously resonates with the citizens of W.A. who returned him to government in last year's state election, with a whopping 89.8% majority in the Lower House

With the advent of the Plague over the last 18 months & despite the Prime Minister's talk of a united approach between the State & Federal governments, the détente between east & west was short lived & it was soon back to sniping, border closures & isolationist rhetoric that wasn't far from suggesting secession from the rest of the country

Now, with the release of his annual Budget & declaring a $2 billion surplus, he's at it again, declaring that New South Wales had 'failed' in these Plague times, to manage either its economy, or the outbreak(s), suggesting that NSW should have adopted his hardline border closure & lockdown approach... & that NSW is responsible for infecting the rest of the country, as well as New Zealand (The 'Best Prime Minister in the World' is yet to comment on this accusation...). And it's a bit rich, Mark, suggesting that what works for a State that only has 2.68 million people, will work for somewhere with 8.2 million people... that the policies of a State that gets all its money from mining, would be just as effective in places where there's nothing much in the ground except coal & gas & even those aren't as popular as they once were... If your idea of progress is more & bigger holes in the ground, then we won't even have to worry about you seceding - we'll wake up one day to find the Western half of the country has collapsed in on itself & sunk into the Indian Ocean

In short (too late!!) - Pull your head in, you moronic miner!!
waitingman: (Australia)
THIS... THIS IS WHY religion has no place in politics!!!

Our Pentecostal would-be Pastor of a Prime Minister has introduced a Bill to Parliament that would allow schools to reject, or not hire, LGBTQ+ teachers on religious grounds. While it doesn't allow the schools to sack existing teachers who identify as any of the acronym, it doesn't exactly stop the school from privately making their lives difficult to say the least...

I don't care what you call your Imaginary Friend, just keep it out of my Parliament, you bunch of blinkered, bigoted, bloated bastards
waitingman: (Australia)
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Not that I would expect any of my limited audience to be avid listeners, fans, or supporters of Joe Rogan, but a little fact-checking of his latest podcast about Australia's Delta variant experience...

“There’s some crazy shit going on right now where the army is trying to keep people inside in Australia. They have full on government lockdowns where the government is flying helicopters over streets saying ‘go back indoors, you’re not allowed outside’.”

No - helicopters with loudspeakers are not overhead as I type this. And you are allowed outside for a number of reasons - food & essentials shopping, exercise, home-schooling sanity breaks... & essential workers, which kind of includes me, in a limited capacity. We're certainly not talking about a Chinese-style operation where people were literally shut inside. The helicopters have been used over some beach areas to encourage those not in any of the above categories to go home, but it's not a constant thing, nor a Sydney-wide, nor indeed a nation-wide practice

As to the army forcing people to stay at home, well... only if you're supposed to be there...

From Monday, some 300 army personnel will help police go door to door to ensure people who have tested positive are isolating, New South Wales police commissioner Mick Fuller told a news conference.

The military personnel will not be armed and will be under police command, he said.


In summary: No, we have not become a heavy-handed, authoritarian police state, nor is there any danger of a military coup. The people who have complained loudest about these restrictions, are the first ones to break them, resulting in necessarily stricter enforcement measures, which, of course, they complain about as well. It's a looooong way from storming government buildings in 2nd-hand combat fatigues, armed with assault rifles, just because you can't get a haircut... & more of a storm in a takeaway teacup - oolong, with almond milk & a dash of manuka honey
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Wednesday

Aug. 4th, 2021 08:50 am
waitingman: (Australia)
A slow return to work - 'essential' jobs only, so there's not much for me to do - 3 yesterday, only 1 today, but I received a 2nd payment from the Federal Government without having to jump through their online & phoneline hoops, so we're a bit more comfortable than I expected

Now that I'm fully vaccinated, it's kind of weird, kind of interesting to see & read all the news articles about how the various State & Federal mouthpieces are urging people to get vaccinated, with the Opposition party offering to pay $300 to every person who gets fully vaccinated "if they win the next election" - which is a cynical bit of PR for a couple of reasons... firstly because there's been no election called, secondly because by the time an election is called, vaccination rates will surely be high enough that such bribery will be unnecessary, thirdly because given the dishevelled condition of the Labor Party, it's pie-in-the-sky thinking that they're any chance of winning an *RSL club meat raffle, let alone a Federal election. Which hurts to admit, but the evidence is strong... Last week, on my favourite news satire show Mad As Hell they made a throwaway joke about Australia being a one-party democracy & while it's an unrealistically long bow to compare our current Prime Minister with any of the well-known Communist & Fascist dictators of the last 100 years, the premise is not entirely inaccurate

Still, it's an odd feeling for me to be so ahead of the curve on vaccination & to be a tiny fraction of the tiny 16% or so whose shots are complete. Given the relative painlessness of the process (the pain only really coming from trying to find somewhere to get vaccinated & arrange appointment times - not as easy as it sounds!!), it does make me wonder what everyone's waiting for... & even angrier at the anti-vax morons & the paranoid fantasies they peddle & perpetuate

* Returned Servicemen's League... Interestingly, this acronym got redlined by my PC's spellchecker & one of its replacement suggestions was 'SLR'. Tells you everything you need to know about the society of the software's country of origin...

Got That?

Jul. 30th, 2021 04:23 pm
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Whenever US President Joe Biden, or the guy before him, mangles his words, or speech, it's international news...

Okay, the guy's in his 70s & been in politics a loooong time

Our current Prime Minister is 53 years old & has been in politics since 2003. He regularly makes mincemeat of public announcements & speeches, without the excuses of age or confusion after decades at the ever-changing coalface of public service, yet nobody lambasts him for abuse of the Mother Tongue...

So, allow me:- Today's example(s)

During a grilling by voters from Mr Morrison’s Cook electorate in Sydney’s south on Thursday night, one frustrated resident said more Australians would get the Covid vaccination if businesses like restaurants were supported so they could open only to those who had received the jab

Mr Morrison said once vaccination levels were higher he agreed this should be an option.

“When we get our vaccination levels a lot higher, I agree with you, and I think there should be those advantages to those who have done that and taken the opportunity,” Mr Morrison said.

“Because if you’re vaccinated, you’re less of a public health risk than you are to someone who’s unvaccinated.

“I think the time will come when exactly what you’re suggesting should be able to be achieved.”

Mr Morrison has already indicated that people who aren't vaccinated “can’t expect to have the same restrictions not imposed on those who … are vaccinated”.

“They’re more at risk and would have to have more restrictions on people who are unvaccinated because they’re a danger to themselves and others,”


I know, I know, this is grammar pedantry at its most... well, pedantic. But in a country where we are bloody quick to lampoon the mangling of English by people for whom it's a 2nd, or even 3rd+ language, it seems only fair to point out the failings of the guy who's ultimately in charge of public education...
waitingman: (Australia)
An easy-to-understand presentation by the ABC in Australia, about carbon, global warming & politics... & our failure to look to, or act to save the future

I have no children. I think I'm glad. I am annoyed about all the animals we'll kill in the name of a warm bed at night & a nice car... I mean, I like having these things, but surely there are better ways of creating them that should be encouraged, not denigrated
waitingman: (Australia)
This is why I don't subscribe to any religion... I find the more 'devout' people claim to be in their faith, the less they actually practise the tenets of the religion itself

Step forward, pentecostal christian Prime Minister of Australia Scott Morrison

I really couldn't crystallise this story any better than the writer of the piece, so here it is, for those who don't click links...

Scott Morrison’s Christian values are sadly missing when it comes to the plight of the Tamil family

Where is Scott Morrison’s Christianity now?

Scott Morrison’s Christianity has regularly been on full display from the moment he entered politics.

It’s in the photo opportunities organised by his media minders inside the megachurch he attends in Sydney’s Sutherland Shire, showing him eyes closed and arms raised in the air in enthusiastic worship.

You see his devotion in videos and images of appearances at heaving conferences hosted by Hillsong and its founder, his close friend Brian Houston, with several thousand people hanging on his every word. That was especially the case at one where Mr Morrison declared he was doing “God’s work” as PM.

It’s evident in his semi-regular references to God, prayer, miracles and faith in his public remarks. He praises a man who preached love, kindness, compassion and empathy for those suffering society’s worst ills - the sick, the needy, the downtrodden, the persecuted, the poor.

Displays of faith are quite nice, especially when promoting such worthy ideals of charity and loving thy neighbour.

But, Mr Morrison, where the bloody hell is your Christianity now?

Since being PM, he has ignored the increasingly desperate and shameful plight of a family of four locked in immigration detention and forced to live in horrifying limbo. Since August 2019, the family has been held in immigration detention on Christmas Island. They were in detention in Melbourne for 18 months before that.

The latest indignity and injustice inflicted on Priya and Nades Murugappan and their daughters Tharunicaa and Kopika was exposed yesterday, leaving many Australians rightfully appalled.

An image emerged showing a hysterical Tharunicaa, just three years old, terrified on a stretcher, moments before being evacuated to Perth for treatment for a serious blood infection, being kissed goodbye by her five-year-old sister.

When asked about the horrific case yesterday, Mr Morrison simply said: “As you know, this is a matter going through the court‘s process that they’ve initiated and there are some present medical issues involving the family. And they will continue to receive every medical care and that care and where they are treated will continue to be determined by doctors, by the medical professionals who advise us on these matters.”

The couple arrived by boat as Tamil refugees from Sri Lanka nearly a decade ago before settling in Queensland and starting a family.

For almost four years, Mr Morrison has repeatedly swatted away pleas for compassion with disinterest, saying he wouldn’t intervene in the case for the sake of strong borders.

He has said he would not step in to save a Tamil family from deportation because he believes it would expose Australia to a new wave of boat people.

The sense of Christian duty has been repeatedly absent, like when the Tamil family were ripped from their home in Biloela in central Queensland, where they had settled and become an important and enthusiastic part of their new community.

In shrugging off the case each time he’s pressured, his government relying on the findings of an assessment of their status as refugees, Mr Morrison showed no care for their actual circumstances.

In reality, the family was assessed under a “fast track” process by immigration authorities that has been widely criticised as deeply flawed, problematic and unfair.

But this Christian ideal of fairness was missing there too, as was the one of compassion and understanding about the threat they face in their homeland should they return.

The pleas of the Biloela community, who want the family brought home, were ignored, as were the concerns of advocates about the physical and mental health implications of the indefinite detention.

Instead, Mr Morrison and his government consider it worthwhile to lock four people in a staffed immigration detention facility on Christmas Island at a cost thus far of $50 million.

That $50 million could’ve been better spent on helping some of the 3.2 million Australians who live below the poverty line. It could’ve helped to feed some of the one-in-five children who regularly go hungry.

Perhaps it could house some of the 116,000 people who are homeless across the country. It could go some way to alleviate the pressures felt by two million Australians who can’t afford medical care.

You know, very Christian acts of charity and compassion and care.

It seems the PM is picking and choosing which of the Bible’s teachings he’s willing to subscribe to and those he can conveniently ignore.

Shannon Molloy is the news editor at news.com.au
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The Dream Team of Australian politics is gone!! First Craig Kelly leaves the Liberal Party & says he'll stand as an Independent at the next election - in a seat he only held because the Prime Minister guaranteed it for him, now his fellow sufferer of foot-in-mouth disease George Christensen has announced he's quitting politics because of a lack of progress on 'Conservative' issues Those issues, according to him, would be religious & racial prejudice, coal mines & climate change denial. Apparently the Liberal/National coalition government is not doing enough to make sure ordinary Australians can vilify Muslims, drive V8s & buy waterfront property in central Queensland by 2050

I'm sure some executive at Sky News will offer the boys a slot in their evening line-up of fair, balanced & unbiased commentariat
waitingman: (Australia)
Why is it, that when an international event happens, which has nothing to do with Australia in general & certainly nothing to do with its politics, that the unrepresentative swill that sometimes gets elected here, attempts to sound relevant by chiming in on said events with tone-deaf &, in this case, unfounded rumour that they read on Facebook, so it must be true... even though it's already been fact-checked & discredited, including by the outlet that originally reported it. But don't let the truth & the facts share the limelight...

Step forward, serial offenders Craig Kelly & George Christensen & let your idiocy shine bright for the world to laugh at

If you have 5 minutes & are in need of a laugh after the events in Washington DC & around the world yesterday, I recommend googling either of these 2 buffoons & their propensity for putting their foot in their mouth, or shooting themselves in it. If only we could get them to do both at the same time, the Australian taxpayer would be much better off...
waitingman: (Australia)
Not the one you think, but the one where nobody pays attention to you any more & you'll do, or say, anything to get people to notice you exist

Also known as Relevance Deprivation Syndrome. A quite common affliction amongst former Australian Prime Ministers, though some cases are manifestly worse than others...
waitingman: (Australia)
Tony Abbott wants you to get laid, get pregnant & have more babies, otherwise, there'll be too many 'welfare class' kids...

I just don't know where to even start... Okay, look, sure... the 'populate or perish' message is fine, as it goes, more kids = more consumers & that's good for the economy (Australia, for its size, is a very small market, globally-speaking), but... jesus Tony, do we have to denigrate anyone who doesn't live in your affluent, leafy former electorate, by labelling them 'welfare' people??!!

At least the rest of the article is what we've come to expect from you... & it shows you've learned nothing from the drubbing you received at the ballot box last year... still banging on about cutting immigration rates (from non-white, non-christian countries, presumably?) & supporting the coal industry. Just further proof that dinosaurs can't evolve & require a meteor strike to get rid of them. It's certainly clear that this particular Diplodocus will not go gentle into that good night. He's one of so many people I wish the media would just ignore & not give any column inches, or airtime to - in the hope he'll just wander off into a swamp somewhere, get stuck & make the ultimate contribution to the coal industry... in a couple of million years time

The irony of my bringing attention to his brayings, thus amplifying them further, is not lost on me...

Aside from all that... the last few entries I've done were typed on my phone & it's interesting to read back over them & notice how much more succinct I am, when using my thumbs, as opposed to the 6-7 fingers I use on a keyboard... As you can probably tell then - this was written on a PC, during early, quiet time at work
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