waitingman | Entries tagged with idiot

Been home sick for a couple of days & this morning decided to clear out the e-mail account that is an absolute spam-magnet because I've had it for so long. I should just delete the account, but it's still good for some entertainment value, if only to see just how stupid you'd have to be to fall for any of them, especially 'honey traps' like this one...

Good day my dear man, My name is Lerka. I am 30 years old, I have green eyes and silky brown hair. I don't smoke or drink alcoholic beverages. Not married. I have no children. Lonely woman. Do you know the cartoon "Tom and Jerry"? If not, then this is a children's cartoon about a cat and a mouse. And when I got a cat, I decided to call him Tom. I am a person who sees only positive aspects in all events. As for me, I am a gentle and affectionate woman. My hobbies are cook and have an active lifestyle. I can't imagine my life without these classes. By the way, do you like sweet or meat dishes more? My favorite time of the year is summer. I also like analyzing movies. I have clear values. I can't stand it for non-professionals, especially when they themselves think they are professionals and take a lot of money for work. I also don't like the feeling of loneliness. I have a positive attitude to evening walks. I like to take a quiet walk in the park after a hard day, get some fresh air and generally take a break from all this fuss. After work, I usually come home, where I am greeted by my cat, who is always happy and full of energy. After that I take a shower and go to dinner also accompanied by my pet.

Firstly, her name is Lerka? (Does she live on the 2nd floor, upstairs from you, yes she thinks you've seen her before...). Then why is her e-mail address Ladyfn Smileuu taka_matsunaga@nifty.ne.jp

Second, 30 years old, green eyes & brown hair... right

Strike 1, 2, 3... you're out. Deleted!!!!

And sometimes, it seems like they're not even trying... like this one from 'Peggy'

Hi, I have a profitable idea to share with you.
We will share $ 9 Million US 50% each.
Please reply if you are interested to know more details.

Thanks,
Peggy.

Well sure Peggy... sounds legit. Deleted!!!!

At least this one gets points for effort - it even has that text at the bottom assuring me there's no virus!!

Greetings.

I am looking to work with you to engage in a profit oriented
Investment ventures in your country and perhaps with your
assistance, we could get good Return on Investment (ROI).

I have the directive of SHK Mubarak from Qatar to source for a
partner abroad who can accommodate 200,000,000 USD for
Investment. We shall execute the business under a legal
arrangement by appointing you as the lawful beneficiary.

I await your reply.

Regards,

MA.

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This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content
by MailScanner, and is believed to be clean.

Points lost, however, for having the mailing address mailer-daemon@curvycoco.com Kind of ruins the authenticity a little... Deleted!!!!

Now, I'm just going to order some cheap diet pills online, so I can look my best for the hacker who says he's accessed my webcam & microphone & is watching me. After all, I've no intention of paying him in Bitcoin, so if he's going to release video footage, I have to look my best!!

For my Australian reader...

The one-off Public Holiday of Mourning for Elizabeth II will also be a day of double demerit points for road & traffic offences... like the other Public Holiday periods that are Long Weekends, or longer. I must say I find myself astounded to be in agreement with Ben Fordham of radio station 2GB, but this really does stink of cynical cash-grabbing, rather than a road safety measure

And on a lighter note... an anti-vaccination protester (surely a redundant species by now?!?) thinks street lights are some sort of Government weapon - because they were pointing straight down at where the protesters were

So much to mock here... the fact that they're still banging on about loss of personal freedom, when they can do everything a vaccinated person can do now (except hopefully survive a bout of Covid19), the fact that good old, reliably fucking stupid ex-member of Parliament & all-round ignorant git Craig Kelly thinks that the words "awake, free and unvaxxed" are pronouns, the fact that getting vaccinated for Covid has ALWAYS BEEN VOLUNTARY, NOT MANDATORY, the presence of a YouTube 'celebrity' who calls himself the Aussie Cossack, freshly released from gaol after breaching a court order & publicly naming a paedophile at an anti-vaxx rally (Question... Why? You know what, it doesn't matter logic is not at home to these people), fiercely pro-Putin & lauded by the aforementioned fucking idiot Craig Kelly & obviously a bit deficient in the old mental arithmetic...

"First day back from jail, straight to the front lines, marching with thousands of like-minded patriots against this government bureaucracy,” he said in a video shared early Saturday.

“Today we are sending a very clear message. A message of defiance.”

Firstly - thousands?? I think not. Second - patriots?? Hardly. Thirdly - defiance of what? Of whom??

Most likely of reality, as far as I can tell...

Well, she's done it. Just a couple of days ago, I said the only political foot-in-mouth cliché Liberal candidate for Warringah Katherine Deves hadn't used, was a reference to the Nazis...

In another new reference to the Holocaust, Ms Deves suggested those that fail to fight the move towards gender fluidity are no different to those that watched the trains go past with Jews to concentration camps.

“I have no doubt these people would imagine themselves to be part of the French Resistance in WWII – but no, they are the villagers who watched the trains go by, ignored the clouds of soot and smoke and joined the Party to get good jobs. They are complicit,’’ she wrote.

Because yes, obviously, the Trans community is plotting to exterminate the rest of us. Then annex the Sudetenland & invade Poland... probably

If, as I fervently hope & kind of expect, she fails to win back Warringah for the Liberal Party, I won't be at all surprised if she jumps ship to One Nation, the home for disaffected racists, bigots & other die-hard advocates of the 'White Australia' policy of the mid 20th century. After all, it was founded by some disgruntled ex-Liberal Party members in the first place...

Oh my god, you're a fucking idiot

If you believe this fucking idiot... you're an even bigger fucking idiot

So... Donald Trump thinks Putin would never have invaded Ukraine while he was President & is only doing so now because of (yaaaawn) "a rigged election"

And ~~Fucker~~ Tucker Carlson wants to know why we've been "trained to hate Putin by the Democrats"

"“Has he shipped every middle-class job in my town to Russia? Did he manufacture a worldwide pandemic that wrecked my business and kept me indoors for two years? Is he teaching my children to embrace racial discrimination? Is he making fentanyl? Is he trying to snuff out Christianity? Does he eat dogs?

“These are fair questions, and the answer to all of them is no. Vladimir Putin didn’t do any of that. So why does permanent Washington hate him so much?”

Some questions for you ~~Fucker~~... & some answers too

Remember Ronald Reagan & his anti-Communist fear-mongering in the 80s - when we all thought nuclear war was imminent - mostly because of Reagan's posturing? No? Do you remember what party Ronnie belonged to?? No??

Do you remember your Hero Trump's insistence that Covid19 was the "China Virus"? Is China a part of Russia?? Does Joe Biden oversee viral research in China, or anywhere else in the world for that matter?? Even if he does, the virus broke out in 2019... & who was President then? Do you remember??

Do you remember your Hero Trump's allegations that illegal immigrants were responsible for the worst violent crimes in the USA. Do you remember his racist comments about... well, just about any Asian, Latin American or African country you can think of. Do you remember him saying that white supremacists were "fine people"?? Who do you think was really teaching your children to embrace racial discrimination? And how is your assertion helped by mentioning the consumption of dogs. Who's eating dogs?!?!? Is that an anti-Asian racist comment you're making right there??

And Fentanyl?? Is there a secret laboratory under the White House, where Joe Biden is cooking up a batch even as we speak, so he can supply it to any back-yard drug manufacturer who needs it? What do you have against the legislation for the regulation of Fentanyl, making it harder to come by for those seeking a cheap thrill once the Ivermectin wears off?? Anyone might think you've got yourself a Breaking Bad-style motorhome somewhere in the back-country & can see your side-gig under threat...

Some days, I seriously think... I'm nearly 55. I've only got a few more useful years in me. Why do I get so worked up about the fucking idiots who are either running the world, or undermining the smart people trying to make a positive difference? Why do I care... it's not like I have any children I've condemned to existence in this morally vacuous suckhole of a society

Won't Someone Save Australia!!

Oh boy... so much to unpack here - this is a news story that has so much going on with it, I just don't know where to start. And just when I thought it couldn't be any more stupid, Craig Kelly turns up!!

So... a bunch of anti-vax New York Department of Education workers decided to march through New York, railing against the fact they have to be vaccinated in order to work. Along the way, they vandalised a Covid testing site, appropriated the famous pro-choice slogan for their own twisted notion, then... & I'd love to know who started it... decided that Australia needs 'saving' from the Draconian health measures that have helped keep our total deaths from Covid19 under 2000 since the pandemic started. Apparently our lockdowns equate to slavery, or imprisonment... or both... Possibly. Anyway the march ended up outside the Australian Consulate, where impassioned speeches were made

“What’s going on in Australia is not just going to be Australia. And when it shows up on our doorsteps, we’re gonna punch it right in the f***ing teeth,” one speaker said.

“We’re holding the line for Australia, we support Australia!” said another.

Australians, being Australian, of course, took all this in our own way:-

“Next thing they’ll be having ads: For just $1/ day you could support an Australian,” one person said.

“When Americans can say Melbourne properly, then they can be worried about what is happening there,” added another.

“Save Australia!!! We are being held captive here by universal healthcare, no guns, abundant sunshine and low Covid rates. Help!!!” The Guardian Australia’s Paul Karp said sarcastically on Twitter.

“Before Covid we had 30 years of uninterrupted economic growth – so obviously we’re worked hard. The dictators make us put 10% of our salary into super (401K) so we don’t retire in poverty. Where is the freedom?!?”

Of course, we're not without our own lunatic fringe, whose current bigmouth is ex-Liberal Party backbencher Craig Kelly, who was dumped for his outspoken bullshit about climate change, Covid hoaxism, 'alternative' treatments (thought it was a hoax Craig?) &, of course, anti lockdown & anti-vaccination. His contribution to this beautiful mess?

Thank you NEW YORK

I 💛Australia 🇦🇺

Shame on those who trash our Freedoms

Shame on those who abuse our Human Rights

Labor/Liberal they’re just the same

We need new leaders, new ideas, new approach

... with hashtags regarding the removal of various State Premiers & the Prime Minister - people who have access to the science & advice of international medical experts. Obviously our GoogleTube-educated, ex-furniture salesman thinks he's the man for the job...

Of course, some people with sense on Twitter pointed out some sobering truth...

As many pointed out, Australia might want to look elsewhere when it comes to advice about how to deal with Covid.

“New York has a population of 8 million and has had 55,000 deaths due to Covid,” one person said.

“Victoria has a population of 6.7 million and a Covid death toll of 877.”

Save the USA!!