waitingman: (Idiot!)
I’m not a doctor, I’m a fucking moron. I’m not a respected source of information.

But I at least try to be honest about what I’m saying.


Sure... Sure you're honest... except you never point out that what you're saying is medically & scientifically unproven, or disproved, or just plain wrong

Who might I be quoting & talking about here...??
waitingman: (Australia)
West vs East... Australia, that is... The Miners vs the Suits etc.

The Premier of Western Australia, Mark McGowan, has never had much love for the eastern states - New South Wales in particular & his parochial pride style of politics obviously resonates with the citizens of W.A. who returned him to government in last year's state election, with a whopping 89.8% majority in the Lower House

With the advent of the Plague over the last 18 months & despite the Prime Minister's talk of a united approach between the State & Federal governments, the détente between east & west was short lived & it was soon back to sniping, border closures & isolationist rhetoric that wasn't far from suggesting secession from the rest of the country

Now, with the release of his annual Budget & declaring a $2 billion surplus, he's at it again, declaring that New South Wales had 'failed' in these Plague times, to manage either its economy, or the outbreak(s), suggesting that NSW should have adopted his hardline border closure & lockdown approach... & that NSW is responsible for infecting the rest of the country, as well as New Zealand (The 'Best Prime Minister in the World' is yet to comment on this accusation...). And it's a bit rich, Mark, suggesting that what works for a State that only has 2.68 million people, will work for somewhere with 8.2 million people... that the policies of a State that gets all its money from mining, would be just as effective in places where there's nothing much in the ground except coal & gas & even those aren't as popular as they once were... If your idea of progress is more & bigger holes in the ground, then we won't even have to worry about you seceding - we'll wake up one day to find the Western half of the country has collapsed in on itself & sunk into the Indian Ocean

In short (too late!!) - Pull your head in, you moronic miner!!
waitingman: (Default)
When all your social & streaming accounts try to quantify you

First off the blocks was Spotify...



And for some healthy, satirical, lacerating judgement, try the 'Judge My Spotify' app on The Pudding's website...

Your Spotify was 90s-new-age-80s-prom-love-your-npr-tote bad. Thank your obsessions with Mike Oldfield, new wave, and Fiona Apple for that.

Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was... movie-soundtrack bad; please-read-my-manuscript bad; manic-pixie-dream-girl bad; nice-guys-finish-last-soft-rock bad; maximally-pretentious-minimalism bad

Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these too much:

Empire by The Grid
Mother London by Richard Barbieri
Flare 2 by Richard Barbieri
Fear of a Blank Planet by Porcupine Tree
Sleepers Awake by Richard Barbieri

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Porcupine Tree
Susumu Yokota
Roger Eno
Brand X
Steven Wilson

You are 1% basic. Martha Davis and La Düsseldorf? Where do you even find this?.

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Biosphere made Turned to Stone.

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.

Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.

Shutting down.


I would like to know how listening to La Düsseldorf makes me 'basic'... given I'm reasonably certain only one other person on my Friends List would have heard any of their stuff... but you can't argue with a 'bot...

But at least you know this thing actually does go through your stuff... Here's last year's attack on my music taste!!
waitingman: (Default)
I hope this doesn't become a new thing... letting unknown reviewers 'review ' things - in this case, new albums released this week...

Could someone please take this person's thesaurus away & lock it up somewhere?

Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, Raise the Roof (Warner Records) ★★★★★

Fourteen years ago, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss enthralled us with the Raising Sand album. Once again they’ve engaged the seasoned blues-and-roots maestro T Bone Burnett to guide proceedings, being in his element melding bluegrass, Americana and rootsy rock. Krauss and Plant sound so assured that there isn’t a single misstep as they interpret material from across the American blues, rock and folk spectrum, including songs by Merle Haggard, Lucinda Williams and The Everly Brothers. Burnett has wisely brought their voices to the fore: Krauss’s sophisticated, melodic soprano grounded by Plant’s world-weary, warm, gravelly tones, and their harmonies, as layered and gorgeous as the steel pedal guitar, earthy bass and delicate strings are, are at the music’s heart.

Quattro (World Drifts In) sets the mood: Plant’s singing is gently insistent, while Krauss’ is romantic, classically beautiful and dynamic, as they sing an immigrant’s song of escaping the world, feeling alienated, “Where fields are burning/ From the day you’re born”. Seamlessly they change the atmosphere only subtly to milk the yearning, bittersweet emotion from The Price of Love. The languid heartbeat of a drum creates space for noodling, moody guitar that echoes into desert-haze. Krauss takes the lead, sounding both dreamy and harrowingly hurt as she laments “the debt you pay with tears and pain/The price of love”. It’s easy to imagine a lone saloon where Krauss and Plant go to mend their broken pieces over sweet wine and bitter gin. His utter resignation and heartbroken Southern soul on You Led Me To The Wrong is a tearjerker, and a rare track in which he doesn’t play second fiddle to Krauss.

Although the album’s stories are gothic, brooding or riddled with loneliness and alienation, it is to Krauss and Plant’s great credit that there is always a sense of celebration and redemption. On Trouble With My Lover the twangy, deep bass and restless guitar melody are joined by a surging string section, and although Krauss croons “What good is love if you can’t have it when you want it?“, there’s a playful lightness to her tone, even surrender, as she harmonises with the sultry, smooth Plant on the chorus.

Raising Sand won six Grammys, including album of the year. If there is justice in the world, Raise The Roof will earn the same appreciation.


I've been waiting for this album to come out since I first heard about it earlier this year. I loved the first record they did together & have, of course, been a longtime fan of both individually - obviously slightly longer for Robert Plant (Somewhat controversially, I think his solo works are waaaaay better than Led Zeppelin's 2-Dimensionality)!!

But if I were more lukewarm about it, or not familiar with their previous work, I'd find this wordy, syrupy review a bit of a turn-off. My advice to this reviewer, if they get another shot:- read more Clinton Walker & much less Georgette Heyer
waitingman: (Orang-Utan)
We just finished watching Zack Snyder's 'Justice League'... At just under 4 hours, it's a bit of an endurance test for your backside, but I must say it's the first time I've been really happy with one of the new crop of DC movies - including the previous version of the movie. Actually, the first 'Wonder Woman' was pretty good - haven't seen the 2nd one yet, but the 4,375,627th Superman movie, then the whole Batman vs Superman thing & the shambles that was 'Suicide Squad' & especially the Harley Quinn film, almost make you look back with faint fondness at Ryan Reynolds' turn in 'Green Lantern'...

At least this version explained the plot a lot better & set up the main set pieces a lot better. Probably in a way that was never going to work as a normal 90-120 minute movie, so god only knows what Zack Snyder would have had to cut if he'd stuck with the film initially... & how incomprehensible it may have turned out without all the extra exposition. This version does, of course, completely dispense with the extra scenes shot by Joss Whedon (apparently, Snyder said he'd rather destroy the film entirely, than use any Whedon footage!!) & gives more time & a greater role to Cyborg, played by Ray Fisher - the actor who first aired complaints about Whedon's treatment of him on set... soon followed by so many others - which does make you wonder about how toxic that set must have been, if Whedon pretty much relegated Cyborg to a lesser role

Anyway, if you find yourself with nothing to do for 4 hours of your day, there are worse things you could do, or watch... Green Lantern for example... or worse, Green Hornet!!!
waitingman: (Trump)
Seriously, you know-nothing, orange buffoon... Stop it!!

During expansive remarks on Fox News host Sean Hannity's program, the president continued to break with public health officials' more dire messaging regarding the international crisis and forcefully contradicted the WHO, which earlier in the week pegged the global mortality rate for the coronavirus at 3.4 percent.

"Well I think the 3.4 percent is really a false number. Now, and this is just my hunch, and — but based on a lot of conversations with a lot of people that do this. Because a lot of people will have this and it's very mild. They'll get better very rapidly. They don't even see a doctor. They don't even call a doctor," Trump said.

"You never hear about those people. So you can't put them down in the category of the overall population in terms of this corona flu and — or virus. So you just can't do that," he continued. "So if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work but they get better."


This from the man who thought a 'flu vaccine would cure Covid19... Sounds like an expert to me!!

Tool!!!

Feb. 20th, 2020 07:04 pm
waitingman: (Rock Guitar)
As mentioned a couple of entries ago, we went to see Tool at an EnormoDome on Monday night. My 4th time, L-SP's 4th... or 5th - but I retain the bragging rights to having seen them on their 1st Australian tour, at a much smaller venue (one of a few times I've nearly died at a gig, but that's another story)... Anyway, we're both big fans!

Though on Monday, you wouldn't have thought that of us, if you'd seen us in the vicinity of the rest of the audience... I have a fairly conservative, short-ish haircut at the moment - not a buzzcut, nor a shaved head, L-SP didn't have her hair dyed an unsubtle colour, neither of us were wearing band t-shirts for either Tool, or any other band, our jeans weren't strategically torn & neither of us were in army boots, or Doc Martens (I was in brown suede boots, L-SP in Converse sneakers). All that said, there was a friendly vibe amongst all of us, even when getting out of our seats repeatedly to let others into our row. Our seats were about 2/3s of the way back, on the right side - which was fine, really... Far enough back to see the lights, projections etc, but close enough that the band weren't anonymous stick figures in the distance & the PA setup made sure you could hear everything from whispers to screams

Which brings me to the support act - a one-man-band from San Diego calling himself Author & Punisher. My simple review was yelled in L-SP's ear halfway through his set "Now I know what the music in Hell will sound like!!". Industrial to the point of atonality, slow beats & distorted vocals all fed through various effects & treatments of his own design & played EXTREMELY LOUD with the subwoofer speakers giving my lower intestine a strength test - trying to vibrate everything loose. I ended up doing something I'm reluctant to do at gigs & put in earplugs... which served to protect my brain & made the sound a little clearer, but not much better...

Tool were probably just as loud overall, but with a greater sense of - & control of - dynamics, tension & release. A nearly 3 hour set seemed to fly by, filled with stunning visuals, superb musicianship & not a little humour, occasionally. To complain that they didn't play some of the songs I'd have liked to hear would be churlish - suffice to say it would have to be a 6 hour show to please everyone... but I'd be up for that!!

Despite their well-publicised & oft-announced ban on the use of mobile phones during most of the show (except for the last song of the night), which I kind of approve of... there's plenty of shaky & muffled stuff from their recent shows on Youtube, but I won't link to any... Just go & see them for yourself & thank me later

Maybe skip the support act though...
waitingman: (Australia)
Not the one you think, but the one where nobody pays attention to you any more & you'll do, or say, anything to get people to notice you exist

Also known as Relevance Deprivation Syndrome. A quite common affliction amongst former Australian Prime Ministers, though some cases are manifestly worse than others...
waitingman: (Australia)
Tony Abbott wants you to get laid, get pregnant & have more babies, otherwise, there'll be too many 'welfare class' kids...

I just don't know where to even start... Okay, look, sure... the 'populate or perish' message is fine, as it goes, more kids = more consumers & that's good for the economy (Australia, for its size, is a very small market, globally-speaking), but... jesus Tony, do we have to denigrate anyone who doesn't live in your affluent, leafy former electorate, by labelling them 'welfare' people??!!

At least the rest of the article is what we've come to expect from you... & it shows you've learned nothing from the drubbing you received at the ballot box last year... still banging on about cutting immigration rates (from non-white, non-christian countries, presumably?) & supporting the coal industry. Just further proof that dinosaurs can't evolve & require a meteor strike to get rid of them. It's certainly clear that this particular Diplodocus will not go gentle into that good night. He's one of so many people I wish the media would just ignore & not give any column inches, or airtime to - in the hope he'll just wander off into a swamp somewhere, get stuck & make the ultimate contribution to the coal industry... in a couple of million years time

The irony of my bringing attention to his brayings, thus amplifying them further, is not lost on me...

Aside from all that... the last few entries I've done were typed on my phone & it's interesting to read back over them & notice how much more succinct I am, when using my thumbs, as opposed to the 6-7 fingers I use on a keyboard... As you can probably tell then - this was written on a PC, during early, quiet time at work
waitingman: (Default)
Nothing about fires, just a plug for a book I finished reading last night...

'Boy Swallows Universe' by Trent Dalton... I'm more than happy to jump on the bandwagon full of people who have reached for their thesaurus coming up with ways to praise how bloody good this book is

Set in suburban Brisbane in the 1980s, it's a crime thriller, a coming-of-age tale, a bit of a love story & a twisted childhood memoir - all with a touch of the surreal, walking the fine line between fantasy & mental illness. But... it's also funny!

Don't let its parochial setting & occasional cultural references put you off, if you're not au fait with Australia, I think its tropes are universal enough for most of you out there...

Highly Recommended - 5 stars!!
waitingman: (Australia)
Probably, but for now, I sometimes wish more people read my Journal... for all its rantings about global stupidity, interspersed with the occasional pretty picture (IMHO, anyway), I try to be at least factual, if not unbiased

So after my many posts about our current bushfires & the politics behind them - or the failure of politics behind them, you could be forgiven for thinking I'm a bit prejudiced against the current government & surely I'm overstating the case when I say it's full of coal-enriched, blinkered, greedy, fat shits...

Step forward, Craig Kelly MP... I'll hold your beer while you shoot yourself & your government in the foot... with an F88 automatic rifle

To have this ignoramus described on international television as a "senior Australian politician" is as laughable as it is, thankfully, inaccurate. The guy is not a Minister, thankfully, he's a back-bencher with no portfolio responsibility, thankfully. But he is, unfortunately, a member of the Liberal Party's right-wing faction & an enthusiastic spokesman (until the current PM tried to muzzle him - unsuccessfully, it turns out) on Sky News' evening smorgasbord of proto-fascists, for what's been called the Coal-ition - members of Parliament who are so pro-coal, they've been known to bring it into work with them, to spruik its merits. And yes - that's the current Prime Minister who actually did that... Craig Kelly is, unfortunately, also one of the movers & shakers in the back-room who brought down the last Prime Minister, because he didn't love coal enough

I don't often, in fact I pretty much never, find myself in agreement with Piers Morgan, but if even that idiot can see the connection between carbon emissions, climate change & the worst bushfires we've seen in Australia, then could he please emigrate & then run for office in Craig Kelly's electorate at the next election. Anything to get another one of those aforementioned blinkered fat shits out of office...
waitingman: (Default)
... on the current fire emergency down here. I left a comment on somebody's Journal that was so long, apparently it got marked as spam, so may not get posted. In that case - here it is, in response to a post & many comments about the loss of our wildlife & the dismal state of our politicians - mostly the Federal ones, I must add... the State leaders have been doing a pretty good job with what they have

Greetings from a burning continent... davesmusictank reposted your entry, which brought me here - thanks Dave!

And yes - it's as bad as they say... Across 3 states, we've lost more livestock & wildlife than you can physically count. The worst affected is Kangaroo Island, off South Australia, where, due to its geographic isolation, unique species evolved & were always endangered, due to low numbers, but the fire which has wiped out 1/3 of the island's habitat, may have wiped out a few species as well. Until the fire is out, we can't even guess...

Koalas are the hardest hit, nationally. Again, their numbers have never been huge, so to lose what is conservatively estimated as half the national population, is a blow that will take generations to repair. The poor little guys aren't exactly built for speed at the best of times, so fires that have raced through at more than 60km/h meant they were doomed

I can't/won't defend our inept Federal Government full of coal-enriched climate change deniers, but the problem is certainly political as well as environmental. The Greens voted down a carbon emissions tax almost 10 years ago, that would have changed the way Australia managed its pollution & they did it for no good reason other than spite, because of in-fighting within the party & a beef with the then Labor Government. They also put pressure on State Governments every time a back-burning, or hazard reduction burn was scheduled, saying it was bad for the environment, which is one reason there's been so much material to burn in these fires. The fact there's been a Liberal Government in power since 2013, full of those aforementioned deniers, has only made both the political & natural landscapes even worse - their blinkered focus on the economy has alienated many other parties & has divided the country down a strict left vs right battle line, with the supposed 'left' being in favour of refugee rights, climate change action & better social policy & the 'right' being supporters of an ever-more intolerant & intransigent status quo that excludes migrants & thinks coal is the only power source on the planet. I'd like to say it's a generational thing & it's just the older people spouting that kind of bile, but there's a bunch of younger people listening... & believing them

The other reason nowhere near enough hazard clearance burning has been done, is the nation-wide drought we've had for years now. Plants & soil have become drier & therefore infinitely more combustible, so it's quite dangerous to even do small reduction burns, because of the risk it could become something much worse. This is actually how at least one of the fires recently started, when a back-burning operation was hit with a strong wind change & rapidly got out of control

If you want to blame anything, blame the Indian Ocean Dipole, a weather system that is causing flooding in Eastern Africa & drought in Australia - all the water is going to the wrong places! You can also blame the El Nino/La Nina weather systems in the South Pacific. These have both been causing problems for Australia for decades, but, it must be said, global warming has exacerbated their effects & there's no indication it's going to get any better...

Welcome to the new 'normal'. The world has changed & will keep changing. WE need to keep up!!


Again, I'd like to think I've now ranted enough, but I somehow doubt it. This crisis isn't over...
waitingman: (Music)
A thought-provoking op-ed in the NME...

Live Albums Are Pointless... - which makes the argument that they're a useless memento, or an inferior document, of what makes the band, or at least their shows, special... I suspect that, for a sizeable percentage, that's pretty true. I don't listen to many concert albums (I do like watching concert DVDs though, but I think that's a different thing), even some of those considered 'classics' like Kiss 'Alive' & Alive II' - with too much audience screaming, hammy banter & bum notes, the Rolling Stones 'Get Your Ya Yas Out' - which is a muddy mess sounding like it was recorded from somewhere in the middle of a stoned crowd, or 'The Who Live At Leeds' - for all its supposed energy, listening to it just sounds like an overdriven mess with Roger Daltrey shouting over it

On the other hand, I love listening to 'The Allman Brothers Live At Fillmore East' - minimal crowd noise, clear recording & fantastic playing all round... as well as being sufficiently different to their studio recordings as to be worth repeated listening. Ditto for Yes 'Yessongs' for much the same reasons & the Band 'The Last Waltz', though I sometimes prefer to watch the movie instead...

I may be tempted to go even further than the article though & wonder why some artists/bands play live at all?? I've certainly seen some concerts that made me wonder why I was there & not at home listening to the CD instead... The Aphex Twin leaps to mind, as do Justin Timberlake & Lady GaGa - whose shows were more about synchronised dancing & backing tracks than the music itself... & Bob Dylan - not just for his bloody awful Sydney show in 1989, but for any of his live performances since he grew beyond the New York folk cafés - tuneless mumbling & rambling over shambolic, mostly sub-standard country & blues that wouldn't get a gig in Nashville on a Tuesday night, let alone a run at the Ryman... In fact, 2 of the worst live albums I own are his (you'd think I would have learned after the 1st one!?) - 'Before The Flood' & 'Hard Rain', appropriate titles for such a shower of drab, drizzling dreck...

Media...

Sep. 11th, 2019 07:30 pm
waitingman: (Rock Guitar)
... As in sound media... not the biased media, the fake-news media, nor anything to do with the 4th Estate at all, actually

With Long-Suffering Partner off to the first of 4 night shifts & with the house to myself (& Bella!), I decided to conduct a little experiment with one of my favourite albums - Wishbone Ash 'New England'... Having lent my old vinyl LP of the album to my guitar student a while back & retrieving it a short time ago, it's been sitting here in the (Waiting)Man Cave, leaning against the shelves I keep my records on, but not yet filed away. So, every time I look around & see it, the opening guitar riff of 'Mother Of Pearl' plays in my head & tonight, I decided to deal with this persistent, yet pleasant, ear-worm by seeing if it, & the rest of the album, sounded better on vinyl, or CD (it's also on my iPod as a wav. file, but let's not complicate matters...). So, the turntable fired up & the needle drops on side 1 track 1

A few crackles... then this... sounding just the way I remember hearing it for the first time, in a singer's bedsit flat back in the mid 80s. He pretty much said "You're gonna love this...", then dropped the needle on side 1. He was right!!! It still sounds good on my record player too, though given the 4 speakers are from the 70s & 80s, placed about 4-8 metres apart in every corner of the room & all rather large, virtually anything sounds pretty good when you stand in the middle of the loungeroom & play air-guitar. I was even starting to come around to the viewpoint that some things just sound better on vinyl, when the needle got stuck in the groove right at the start of the guitar solo in 'Lorelei'... the age-old curse of the record player... especially when combined with a well-loved album (especially one you've lent to a teenager?!?! Probably not fair, as he treats records with a reverence I certainly never felt, nor exhibited). Anyway, after recording the unintentional loop onto my phone for possible use as a rhythm track in some future recording... someday, I lifted the needle, shut down the turntable & got out my CD copy...

And, sorry to all the 'purists' out there, but there's just no comparison. There are also no crackles, pops (or snaps) & no getting stuck in the groove - in a bad way, I mean... It probably helps that, again, my speakers qualify as 'vintage', even if the BluRay/CD player, 5.1 amplifier & active subwoofer are most definitely not, so there's a nice mix of digital clarity & analogue warmth going on. It probably also helps that my CD of 'New England' is pretty much a straight-to-CD copy of the original album - no remix, no remaster, so it retains the analogue mindset of the final mix & there has been no digital meddling to 'improve' the sound

The CD has just finished while I've been writing this... I may go & play the album again on my iPod, through the sound system, just to be thorough...
waitingman: (Happy Droopy)
Overnight (Australian time), we won the Ashes by beating England on their home grounds for the first time in well over a decade. We've beaten them here in Australia, but a win over there is something a bit more special

For those who follow cricket, the Australian team have had a pretty rough 18 months. 3 of our players were implicated in a ball-tampering incident, using sandpaper rather unsubtly & stupidly, in an age where TV cameras see everything!!!. So the 3 players admitted it, didn't argue or defend their actions, just accepted 12 month suspensions & other penalties & served their time. This Ashes series against England was their first game 'back'... & given it was against England, we all knew their reception would be less than polite & there would be teasing, name-calling & probably some abuse from both the English team & certainly the English crowds. The English team have been quite cordial, actually - maybe some 'banter' in the field, but nothing over the top. The English crowds... not so much. They've been pretty merciless, but our 3 transgressors have taken it all in their stride & with relatively good humour - then gone out on the field to play the best they can. Which has proved to be better than the English team on this occasion... certainly in the case of our former Captain Steve Smith, who has had a phenomenal Ashes series with the bat, scoring runs when nobody else could & making it look easy, when it plainly hasn't been. He's still been booed every time he walked on, or off, the field, but obviously hasn't let it get to him, certainly not as far as his game is concerned, anyway... He has never complained about the crowds, or opposition players, never made a big deal about his success this series & even when he was concussed by a 150km/h ball to the head & missed a match, has simply gone on to make more runs, helping the Australian team to victory in the series

Ever since the 3 players returned, there has been much hand-wringing in the Australian press about whether we have forgiven them versus those who think the suspensions were a bit over the top, considering the much lighter penalties players from other countries have copped when they've been caught doing much the same thing. By the time this Ashes series started, I think we'd pretty much decided they'd done the crime, done the time, now let's move on & play some cricket... Pretty much the Australian attitude to many things in the end - possibly the result of the place being colonised by a bunch of convicts who went on to build lives & careers for themselves in the new land they never could have back in the old country... For all that our media try to hype things up, in the end, we're pretty laid back about most stuff. Even when we lost the 3rd game in the series, from a seemingly unlosable position (somehow we managed it though...) & the English were ecstatically rubbing our noses in it, almost all the commentary you heard down here was about how good a game it had been... just a shame about the result, but there's always the next one... Which, I remind you, we won... & the series with it

However, it seems the English fans & their media, don't like us being so laissez-faire, lackadaisical & so downright reasonable about it all. This series has seen markedly more & worse baiting by the crowds of not only the 3 returning players, but others in the team & now that the series has been won, the first international article I've seen was by Steve Harmison... a retired English player who basically sniffs at the victory & says that no matter how good Australia were, Steve Smith will always be a cheat. Well, Steve, watch out for that glass house of yours... Every cricket team in the world has tampered with the ball one way or another, at one time or another. Some got caught, some didn't. It's an interesting side-fact that reverse-swing bowling, which was what the Australians were trying to get the ball to do when they were caught, has largely disappeared from international cricket in the year since the Australians were busted... suggesting that the only way you could get the ball to perform that way was to illegally tamper with it...

Still, it's reassuring that the English press have also been so quick to turn on their own. The game was barely over before Geoff Boycott, another retired player, was calling for the English captain's head.... Steve Harmison's from Newcastle, Boycott's a Yorkshire man... all they prove is the old cliché about miserable Northerners is 100% accurate
waitingman: (Scream)
Interesting article on today's newsfeed, taken from Newsweek magazine in May...

Flat Earthers & The Rise Of Science Denial

Interesting, because it actually addresses why these people believe these things & that science, or scientists themselves, must bear part of the blame. In a nutshell, people like to have things presented to them as finite certainties - whereas science is by its own nature, continuously evolving, changing & updating as we learn & discover new things. Especially where the Solar System, galaxy & Universe are concerned. Also, because no self-respecting scientist would come out & state plainly & categorically that vaccines don't cause autism, it leaves the field wide open for people to think that they do & there are any number of 'experts' on Youtube or the blogsphere who will plainly & categorically say that, using a crowbar to pry open the sensible caution of scientists & flood it with cherry-picked research, circumstantial & highly anecdotal 'evidence', hearsay &, inevitably, conspiracy theories about government control & cover-ups... And lizard people running the world, I presume

But they still love Donald Trump...?!?!?!?!?

Harking back to an earlier post of mine about the disadvantaged & ill-educated being angry at the modern world because they either don't understand it, or can't be a part of it, the Sciences & scientists are seen as an elite - not to be looked up to, or aspired to, but to be distrusted. And it's, at least, partly because scientists don't communicate effectively with people who aren't scientists - who, while they look to it for answers, are either not satisfied with the answer, or don't understand it. Either way, it means they don't trust it, because it didn't tell them what they wanted to hear. Scientists know their work is ongoing & therefore there are no finite, certain answers. What we think is right today, could be wrong tomorrow... & there's obviously evidence of 'certain' scientists getting it horribly wrong in hindsight (Thalidomide, anyone??). So... once bitten, twice shy...

Perversely, many people will take the word of a self-described expert as gospel... The Earth is flat!! Vaccines give your babies autism!! The moon landings were fake!! Astronauts & pilots are on the government payroll!! 9/11 was an inside job!! Just watch this video on YouTube!!!!!!!

The modern snake oil salesman doesn't have a carpet bag... just a blog & a YouTube channel...
waitingman: (World Cow)
Before life so suddenly & tragically interrupted my... well, life, really... I'd been thinking about a lot of the things people have been saying & writing in the aftermath of our Federal Election, desperate to find some global trend to hang it on. Somehow, people seem to think that just because our conservative Liberal party won against what opinion polls indicated were insurmountable odds, a lot of people & especially pundits are really trying to tie it into Trump, Brexit, & the rise of the far-right. Even though the far-right candidates for both upper & lower Houses didn't fair particularly well anywhere, even in Queensland (famously described as our Alabama, by a past politician) - much to a lot of people's audible relief

Thinking about all of that, especially given our kind of sad longing to be part of a global movement, or epidemic (Again!!! Every half-baked loony with a gun here is quickly & erroneously linked to Islamic terrorism, as if we really want to be able to say "Look! See!! Us too!!!"), made my thoughts turn to where it's gone wrong, not just for Australia, but for the world in general. Okay... mostly the Western world, but that's the one I live in & feel qualified to comment on... Because I think the rise of globalism, mostly via ever more impressive technology designed to 'bring us together', is actually splitting us apart

To try & put it on a postcard - the more people of lesser opportunity, education & status see of the rest of the world, the less they like it. They're having a hard enough time hanging on to what they see as theirs, without the threat of the rich, over-educated, or overseas masses taking it away from them, let alone the horrible realisation that there aren't just a bunch of people in your own country getting better jobs than you, but they're everywhere!!!. And what if they come for your job & your path of opportunity, broken & torturous as it may be - it's still yours!! Even if you never actually get around to walking it... be damned if anyone else is going to. And possibly, the more you're fed images of fabulous no-talent nobodies having a fabulous time, the more you want that lifestyle & the angrier you get when it remains unachievable. Rightly or wrongly, the divide between rich & poor is not only growing, but it's being pushed in your face very time you look at your phone, or your 'smart' TV, or your computer - which you're struggling to keep up the payment plans on

Here in Australia, the far-right One Nation party can't seem to decide if Asian &/or Muslim immigrants/refugees are here to take your job, or take all the Government Welfare. It doesn't seem to matter that, surely, they can't do both... either message gets through to people who see themselves as having been left behind by the march of global technology & economy & are easily preached to, swayed, then mobilised to vote for racists with no solution, plan, suggestion, or agenda - other than a white one that involves saying 'No' to anything that threatens to advance Australia beyond the good old post-WWII days that nobody can really remember, but seem to represent some kind of (white) golden era...

... where women were encouraged to leave school at 16 to become a secretary, marry a middle-manager, quit the job & start breeding, Aboriginal people were not recognised as 'people', domestic violence wasn't frowned upon, or even much talked about, polio, rubella, smallpox, tuberculosis & skin cancer all did their part in keeping the population down & asbestos was the fibre of the future... Oh boy, it certainly was!

To put it on a postage stamp (remember those??), xenophobia, chronophobia, prosophobia & technophobia are the new fuel for the fires of the 21st century. Easily started & fanned large enough to start burning books in... or phones, computers, non-Christians, or eventually, just anyone who looks at you 'funny'
waitingman: (Australia)
The morning after the night before - when all the votes... well, most of the votes were counted. And what we have is a Prime Minister returned for a 3 year term, whom nobody thought would win. I'm not even sure he did

Certainly not the Labor Party, who campaigned with a raft of policies, a united team, but a bit of a lame duck leader who struggles to communicate clearly across the social spectrum & has the electric personality of a used-up 9 volt battery. Compare this to the Liberal Party, who campaigned on little to no policy announcements, a fractured & disunited team who can't agree on anything, but a leader who put all the focus on himself & went at it like the Energiser Bunny, leading to speculation & cartoons about what he'd done with the rest of the team during the campaign...

One he couldn't control is Tony Abbott, who, let's face it, couldn't be controlled with a cattle prod. Facing a real struggle in his own Seat against a credible Independent opponent, he was vocal about all the things he believes, which were all the things that contributed to his electorate looking for an alternative - climate change denial, same-sex marriage opposition, his role in ousting Malcolm Turnbull & support for right-wing thug Peter Dutton to replace him, his support for convicted paedophile Cardinal George Pell... & when that didn't work, did what he does best - ran a negative campaign, claiming his opponent is a Labor Party stooge, despite all the evidence disproving it... Justifiably, he was the first MP last night to give a concession speech, having been emphatically dumped by the people of Warringah - myself included

But that's not really how the rest of the night played out. Where the Liberal Party were expected to struggle, they won. Where the Labor Party were expected to win, they didn't. While this morning, it's still unclear if the Liberal Party has won enough seats to govern in its own right, it's certain that the Labor Party can't - having fallen irretrievably behind during counting last night

There were some other bits of good news... Right wing racist nutjob Fraser Anning was booted out, Clive Palmer, a billionaire mining magnate who spent 80 million on election advertising for his own 'Party', but won't pay out his workers from a nickel refinery that closed down, did not win a single seat in either the Lower or Upper Houses... & the Legalise Marijuana Party are still out there trying to get a Senate seat, as they have been for as long as I remember.

Recent changes to the Liberal Party's rules, mean they can't knife another Prime Minister, so it looks like we'll have Mr Morrison for the next 3 years. The only problem with that, is we also get all those other Liberal Party guys he gagged & locked in a room during the campaign, in the hope we'd forget about them...

Best quote of the entire campaign came last night during counting. Liberal Party Senator Arthur Sinodinos was asked about his party's chances in some marginal seats & whether they had lost them. He replied, warning against "... premature extrapolation"

Arthur for PM!!!!
waitingman: (Scream)
Reading the Sunday papers online... blah blah Royal baby... blah blah Met Gala... blah blah Federal election... blah blah Kardashian... blah blah weekend sport controversy & commentary... blah blah Ugly Reality Of Insta-famous Tourist Hot-spots... Hmmm, hang on...

So, among young tourists/travellers, a place's 'Instagrammability' is a determining factor in going there - usually to then stick your head in the middle of the photo of the place/thing. This is after you've battled through/over the horde of other people all trying to do the same thing. Reading this article, I don't think I ever want to visit the Trevi Fountain in Rome... I'll stick with the B&W image of Anita Ekberg splashing through it, thanks all the same. And I think I'll just look at the Mona Lisa in art history books - it's not that much bigger anyway...

When I take photos, I mostly try to keep people out of the shot - like a lot of those Instagram posts of those locations... The difference is I'm, if not physically, then certainly psychologically opposed to getting up before dawn to get the shot - which is, it seems, the only way to get those people-free images of the Taj Mahal, among others. So, most often, I resort to higher camera angles, tighter cropping, or just plain Photoshop gimcrackery to keep the great unwashed out of my scenery

Exhibit A:

Through The Arches

Sunset through the Window & Keyhole Arches at Arches National Park, in Utah. Not a person in sight... except the reality was:-

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Get the hell out of my sunset!!!!!

Exhibit B:

Rattlesnake Canyon

Rattlesnake Canyon Utah/Arizona. Taken during a private guided tour specifically for photographers. Trouble is... other photographers:-

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And sometimes, even after editing I find something, or someone I missed:-

Antelope Canyon III

Or parts of them , at least... See if you can spot it. I didn't!!!

If this is the kind of thing that happens in the middle of the desert, I can't imagine having the patience in Rome, or Agra, or the Louvre, or...
waitingman: (Australia)
A mid-week weekend... because our regular weekend guy is away inflicting himself on his family in Queensland, so I worked last Saturday & will be working this one. The Boss was silly enough to ask what days off in lieu I'd like &, quick as a flash, I said Wednesday 16th & Thursday 17th please... knowing that Friday 18th is Good Friday... Hello mid-week LONG weekend!!

Not that it won't be filled up with stuff, as usual. Today is domestic duties day, tomorrow I'm in town getting my 'Responsible Service of Alcohol' qualification updated - the liquor laws changed a few years ago & I never got 'round to updating... Then on Friday, L-SP & I have an Indian/Sri Lankan wedding to attend, starting at the very unfriendly time of 9.30am waay out in western Sydney. If you look carefully on the roads in Parramatta around that time, you'll see an extremely self-conscious white guy dressed in traditional Indian garb doing his best to not be seen... Especially to not be seen to be insensitively appropriating another culture. Then again, they did ask us to wear it... That will certainly be my excuse. No photos please!

Last night, at the local Bowling Club we've become entangled with, there was a meeting of the activist group 'Get Up', a left-leaning organisation who started on the 'net, but have grown to become much more personally interactive. Especially as the political landscape in Australia becomes more complacent about pressing issues & is starting to, if not actually become more right-wing, then certainly more tolerant of, & less inclined to counter, the rise of regressive, right-wing voices, both extreme & ignorant, in the political forum. It was unsurprising to hear that the lady who organises the Club's functions didn't realise who Get Up were, when she allowed them to book the room, nor that she rang the local Liberal State MP to apologise for politicising the Club - even though Get Up are more of a national concern & the meeting concerned Federal politics, not State issues... What WAS surprising was the amount of Gen X & Baby-Boomer white people who turned up to the meeting & were vocally supportive of the Get Up agenda - which on this occasion is to encourage people to not vote for the sitting Federal Liberal Party member - former Prime Minister & current national embarrassment Tony Abbott... a man who did his best to destabilise the government of his Liberal Party successor & also writes Brexit advice pieces to (I'm reluctant to say 'for'... because, honestly, who'd ask him?!?!) the British newspapers. He's a climate change denier, anti-renewable energy, anti-immigration... especially anti-refugees, borderline Islamophobic, possibly xenophobic, definitely anti-gay rights &, in general, has been in politics for so long, he's fallen out of touch with the social changes in not just his electorate, but the country as a whole... & is now only in Canberra to serve himself

I thought it was only me who held these views about him, but it seems, especially in the wake of the Same-Sex Marriage referendum 2 years ago, where he campaigned vocally against it, but his constituents were 76% in favour (one of the highest figures nationally, I'm proud to say...), that even the most rusted-on of aging Liberal supporters are getting sick of him... & possibly of the Party he belongs to. I mean, really... 6 Prime Ministers in a decade??!! Neither of the 2 preferred Parties have clean hands in that trashing of our national image, but when you have as your Federal member a man who proudly worked to undermine his own government, simply to settle a grudge, you have to wonder... & a lot of people finally are

I proudly wore my 'Time's Up Tony' t-shirt to the meeting, ready to debate politics with anyone who looked askance, but was surprised by not only the nods of approval, but the amount of people also wearing the shirt... It would be nice to think that Australian politics is being dragged reluctantly into the 21st century, but it must be said that the Labor Party are not the ideal replacement - they have factional issues of their own. Unfortunately we're saddled with the Westminster 2-party-preferred system, which means we can only have a Liberal or Labor government - albeit one which will hopefully have to rely on enough Green or independent MPs with a more progressive outlook to hold power & pass any legislation. Certainly the number of cross-bench unaffiliated MPs has been growing steadily over the last decade & has absolutely galloped along since the last Prime Ministerial bloodletting, so if we can't change the minds of the preferred parties, let's at least put a lot more checks, balances & roadblocks into the path of their prehistoric progress... or should that be regress...
waitingman: (Australia)
While I'm trying to find the time for a more detailed entry, featuring hi-jinks & photos, this is something that's been rattling around my head for a week & a bit...

By now, even the most domestically obsessed of citizens of the USA would be aware of the events in Christchurch 2 1/2 weeks ago, when a deranged (Australian!! Sorry!!!), right-wing fanatical oxygen thief killed 50 worshippers as they prayed at 2 mosques

Discussing this with an older cow-orker the Saturday after the atrocity, I was stunned by his response. Some quick background: He's 70+, a not-quite-devout Jew, a trifle misogynist & thinks he's funny...

Anyway, he brought up the subject & was dismissive of the media referring to the shootings as a terrorist attack... At which point I said something like "What else can you call it?! The guy is a fanatical, right-wing, xenophobic racist who's every bit as committed to his beliefs as any ISIS member... He opened fire on civilians peacefully at prayer. TWICE!!. He targeted a specific religion & carried out an unprovoked attack. If that's not a terrorist, then I don't know what is..."

In hindsight, what I would have liked to say was "Jesus mate... I bet if he'd attacked a couple of Synagogues you'd be calling him a terrorist..."

What have we come to when it's the white, middle-aged, middle-class, lapsed Christian male who's the compassionate, open-minded one, in a workplace shared by a Hindu, a Muslim & a Jew...??

Travel...

Sep. 8th, 2018 08:26 am
waitingman: (World Cow)
... Broadens the mind & weakens the wallet

Here's a list of places that some travel writers find either underwhelming, over-crowded, or just plain over-rated

Can't say I agree with all of them, but I haven't been to all of them either... Perhaps Pink Halen can provide an eyewitness corroboration or contradiction - he's far better travelled than me... or anyone else I know!!

3 that I disagreed with:

Mt. Rushmore: They say... “The problem is that it is set very high in the hills, so far away from the viewing platform at the national park dedicated to it that you need to bring binoculars to really see much of anything.”

I say...

Mt Rushmore

While not as big as expected... & Cary Grant & Eva Marie Saint weren't hanging over the edge of it, it's still quite impressive. Go there at night, when they have a ceremony involving returned servicemen underneath the lit-up Presidents, before the lights are switched off for the day...

Empire State Building They say... “With its steep entrance fee, massive crowds and intensive security check, it’s hard to find much to love here. And when you actually get to the top, you can’t even see iconic sights like Central Park!”

I say...

NY - N-E

Sure, you can't see Central Park, but that's what Top Of The Rock is for... & you can see a whole lot more of New York that, if you have the time, is worth exploring. We were there for a week & barely scratched the surface...

Sydney Opera House They say... a “dirty looking brown building that somehow always appears to photograph white”.

I say... how dare you!!

Through A Foggy Window

Sure, it's not always lit up for the ViVid Festival, but it's a bit of a stretch to say it's a dirty brown building... unless you're pressing your nose up against it... In which case - don't DO that!!
waitingman: (Rock Guitar)
According to a recent survey in the U.K. - people stop listening to 'new' music when they hit 30... or thereabouts. And no - listening to the new album from the band you loved back then doesn't count

I don't agree, personally... Then again, I've never felt I was someone who can be easily quantified, labelled & put in a box, much like the man who once said "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."... Though I'm not as extremely reactive as that. Most days... I also don't disagree quite as vehemently as this writer from the NME does, though he raises an interesting distinction 'Music fanatics don’t stop discovering music after 30, music consumers do. And only streaming services care what they listen to, but they don’t really listen to it. It’s the background noise of their lifestyle, not the central source. By 30 most of them have no need for it anymore, beyond having something pleasant to play in the background at dinner parties, parole celebrations or the last-ditch cocaine all-nighters before their septums give out.'

I turned 30 in 1997. Here's a brief list of all the 'new' musicians I've liked enough to buy music from:

Rammstein
Afro-Celt Sound System
B(if)Tek
Zap Mama
Sarah Blasko
Kate Miller-Heidke
Filter
Calexico
Brad Paisley
Vera Blue
Jason Webley
True Live
Anjani Thomas
Daft Punk
Tool
Decoder Ring
Florence & The Machine
Karma County
Katie Melua
My Chemical Romance
Nitin Sawhney
Mumford & Sons
Sigur Ros
St Vincent
Trey Gunn
Yann Tiersen

And there are probably more, but I'm not in front of the music collection right now & these are all I can think of. This isn't even mentioning the artists I discovered who were well into their careers, like EmmyLou Harris, Sly & Robbie, Richard Thompson, Kinky Friedman, Cassandra Wilson, Sly & The Family Stone, John Cage... & again, many others

Musical Paralysis? More like Osmosis...

The View

Apr. 27th, 2018 11:10 am
waitingman: (Australia)
Back from a roadtrip down the south coast of New South Wales... checking out the area where we'd like to retire some day, with a few acres & a menagerie of animals & people

All signs are positive &, actually, there are a few places down there where I could possibly find work in my industry, meaning that we could head down there sooner, rather than some day later

And enjoy the views:

Glasshouse Rocks VI

On another subject, it's been interesting seeing the way the #metoo movement has spawned the #notallmen counter-movement... where all the 'nice guys' try to convince womankind that we're not all sexist rapists

The (not so?!) funny thing about it is how indignant these notall men get, when women don't immediately shower them with praise & fall over themselves to go out with such a paragon of enlightened virtue. In the case of one notall man I peripherally know, it was almost amusing to see how quickly he went from extolling his aforementioned virtues, to roundly condemning women for not seeing how wonderful he is &, as above, not wanting to be in a loving relationship with him right now, dammit!!... thus, of course, proving nearlyall women's point... And really, after all, why should you be praised for simply meeting the required standard? If life was your job, would you really expect a performance bonus just for ticking the box marked 'manages all tasks adequately'? It takes a bit more than that to catch the Boss's eye
waitingman: (Default)
So the trigger-happy cops in Minneapolis shot dead an Australian ex-pat today. Whatever comes out in the investigation/blame-fest won't bring her back. Tragic

On the radio this afternoon, I heard a newsreader say "Friends of the woman said she loved life"

Honestly? Really? I mean... who doesn't?!?! Even if you're not having a great time right now, it's still better than the alternative, surely...

Obversely, I'm also a great believer in euthanasia & the right to die. Maybe it's just that I'm not a fan of stock phrases, clichés & lazy journalism
waitingman: (Still Waiting)
So goodbye also to Debbie Reynolds, after suffering a stroke during a planning meeting for her daughter's funeral...

On a related note, from the Huffington Post - some food for thought
waitingman: (Broken English)
Please... I'm begging you PLEASE

If you're ever in my company, kindly avoid the following expressions, as a punch in the mouth often offends...*

"Cray-cray" What on Earth?? It's not even an abbreviation. Just say 'crazy' before you drive me completely & utterly there

"Tay-Tay" when referring to Taylor Swift. For crying out loud, she's not a 5 year-old (unlike some of her fans), so please can we address the woman by her proper name??!!

However, for some reason, I have no problem with her being referred to as 'T-Swizzle'... though given my next gripe, I possibly should, for cultural reasons...

"Dropped" - as in "Tay-Tay's new video dropped at the Billboard Awards last night & it was cray-cray" I don't even know where to start, but let's try 'debuted', 'screened', 'played', 'was released/shown/broadcast'. 'Dropped' in this context, comes from hip-hop & it's just embarrassing when music journalists use it to appear relevant & street-credible



* - But I'm sure any right-minded Magistrate would let me off with a warning...
waitingman: (Still Waiting)
And you're too old at 33, apparently

Or, at least according to this article, that's the age at which you stop listening to new music - & presumably start yelling at those darned kids to turn that infernal racket down!!

It's been 15 years since I was 33. Now, let's see if I can name some 'new' music I've listened to, & indeed bought proper CDs of with real money, in those intervening years...

Mumford & Sons, Kate Miller-Heidke, Megan Washington, Calexico, Decoder Ring, True Live, Richard Thompson (I know, but I was late to the party!!), Jake Shimabukuro, Brad Paisley, EmmyLou Harris (late to that party too!!), BifTek, John Mayer, Karma County, Lorde, Nitin Sawhney, How To Destroy Angels, Barry Adamson, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Black Sabbath (very nearly too late to that party!!!), Melody Gardot, Crimson Jazz Trio, Trey Gunn, Glenn Gould (definitely too late for him...), Jess Chalker, Emilie Simon, Kimbra & Franz Liszt & YoYo Ma for the Classically-minded

And yes, there are probably more, but I don't really feel like scouring the music collection for further proof - I figure the point is disproved enough... at least in my case

Take that, you pigeon-holing bastards!!!
waitingman: (Still Waiting)
Sorry for the radio silence over the last few months... I've fallen out of love with talking about myself & my life in general


However, I'll never get tired of talking about things like this... the relics of a bygone era who continue to poison the education & opinions of the modern world

For the-god-of-your-choice's sake... or for no god's sake at all if you prefer, I wish some people would either grow up or shut up. No other options are available

That goes for you too:~ Fred Nile, Alan Jones, Ray Hadley, John Laws, the entire 'Family First' political party, Clive Palmer, the entire US Republican party, Rupert Murdoch, Cardinal George Pell... you can take over from here, I'm sure
waitingman: (Mr Squiggle)
Our tech-savvy friend came over again tonight... just for dinner & Game of Thrones this time ~ wouldn't want him to think we only appreciate him for his cyber-talents

And in fact we don't. He's a wonderful guy & great fun to be around... if only he'd learn that while it's all very well to be able to go from 0 ~ 100 there are a lot of interesting numbers between those two that it's nice to slow down & savour. Be Here... Now

In the desperate search for other news ~ I think I'm falling out of love with a favourite author after about a dozen books. Her formula was once charming, then comfortably familiar, but lately boring. I think this latest one will be my last & a 2nd-Hand book store or stall will be my collection's next stop

Everybody has one good book in them ~ as the saying goes. Over twelve is pushing it. Or scraping it... whichever way you prefer your barrel metaphor

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