waitingman: (Australia)
Sigh... Another day, another death-by-selfie...

Another idiot climbs over a safety barrier to get the 'perfect' selfie shot & everyone is surprised & horrified when she falls to her death??

It ... happens ... all ... the ... time!!!

I'm sorry (NOT SORRY!!), but if you ignore safety advice & climb over fences & barriers at cliff edges, then Darwin's theory of Survival of the Fittest is going to come into effect. If you're THAT stupid, then the human species can get along without you very well. Of course it can

And of course, the fallout & blame will go everywhere but on the egotistical idiot... Higher barriers!! More signs!! Close the lookout!!!

How about... Personal responsibility!! Common sense!!! Remember - there's a nemesis for every act of hubris
waitingman: (World Cow)
In keeping with my renewed resolve... a question I somehow don't think will get a satisfactory answer... if an answer at all

What the hell does "Where we go one, we go all" even mean??!!

To me, what it means is somebody didn't go to enough English classes as a kid, then QAnon hired that kid to come up with a slogan for them

Then again, it makes sense that their slogan doesn't ... make sense - it fits nicely with all of their claims, most ludicrously the one about Trump coming to save the world from paedophiles. Chalk his election defeat up as another victory for the Lizard People, I guess...
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I always knew John Squire was the brains behind the Stone Roses

Ian Brown - substandard 'singer', 90s casualty & as a result of those 2 things... completely, utterly & now dangerously off his rocker

“NO LOCKDOWN NO TESTS! NO TRACKS! NO MASKS NO VAX!” (which is what he recently said on Twitter). Further tweets pointed a finger at Bill Gates, who according to tinfoil-hatters brewed up Covid in his secret underground laboratory – a Laboratoire Genocidier, if you will – and unleashed it on the world in an evil plot to reduce the number of people who can buy his softwa… doh!
waitingman: (Australia)
A few years ago, I decided I wouldn't give any oxygen to the rantings of Pauline Hansen - a racist, homophobic, ill-educated & proud-of-it, ignorant aberration in Australian politics. Exactly how this woman made it into the Australian Senate again, after her first stint ended with her in jail for voter fraud, is not only a mystery to me, but a damning indictment of either the ignorance, or apathy, of the common Australian voter

However, I'll post the link to her response to the Australian Government's deal for the possible Covid19 vaccine being developed at Oxford University, because... just as she gives the good rural people of Australia a bad name by being ill-informed, over-opinionated & often incoherent, here she does the same for the anti-vaccination movement. Now that Pauline's on their side & speaking for them - whether they want her to or not, I suspect their ranks will thin out a bit, as many of them will start to question the stupidity of their beliefs when they hear them being garbled & shredded by Pauline's mangled rhetoric

Personally, I think a race of genetically improved humans, with 5G capability, sounds like a damn good thing. If only it were true...
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It could be argued that the New Musical Express has well & truly had its heyday. Pick your decade - 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s... & these days it's not really essential reading, nor that informative

I started reading it in the early 80s, when you could get issues from January, in April, at a couple of good newsagents, or if you wanted to pay a whole lot more, you could get ones that were about a fortnight old from various import record stores. I suppose it was a kind of godsend when they went online & I could finally be up-to-date, but it seemed that most of the good writers I'd enjoyed were gone by then. Where are you, Steven 'Swells' Wells??!

But every now & then, they remember that rebellious spirit they're known for... & today was one of those times, reporting on the trend in the USA for large gatherings of people, with no social distancing & scant regard for masks. Sure, you could get a factual report from Rolling Stone about what happened, but only the NME could report the same thing, only with much more venom...

Why Do People Keep Risking Their Lives To See Shit Bands?

Some highlights...

The ‘Herd Immunity’ festival that took place in Wisconsin in July was quickly renamed ‘July Mini Fest’ after some bands refused to play (not daft haired metallers Static X, though – they were there like a shot in the arm of Covid. Well, do they do – no shit – have a song called ‘Wisconsin Death Trip’). And just last week the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota went ahead, attracting 250,000 people over 10 days and featuring performances from a number of bands including Smash Mouth, whose lead singer Steve Harwell shouted “We’re all here together tonight! Fuck that COVID shit!” to his adoring, non-socially distanced fans.

Imagine, for a moment, being questioned in the hospital about what contact you’ve had with people – were you on a slightly busy bus on your way to your second job that couldn’t be avoided? Perhaps you’re a teacher and caught it from one of your students? No, you were shouting the words to Smash Mouth’s one hit that was in Shrek, while sweating against someone you’ve never met before.

If you haven’t heard The Chainsmokers, picture lift music that’s become sentient. That’s what these people were risking their lives for. A band who are named after a practice that causes cancer, and who look like The Village People trying to look a bit edgy for a night out in Preston Spoons


So I still have a soft spot for the NME - they even mentioned one of my 90s bands once, without tearing us to shreds. Not many bands from those days can say the same...

Oh USA...

Jul. 29th, 2020 01:57 pm
waitingman: (Trump)
Your President is at it again... publicising quacks & their miracle cures for Covid19

This one's a doctor from Nigeria, who not only claims to have cured Covid19 hundreds of times, but also that:

- gynaecological issues are the result of having sex with witches and demons
- DNA from space aliens is being used in medicine
- the American Government is run by "half-human" people with a "reptilian spirit"
- scientists are working on a vaccine to stop people from becoming religious

Just Trump's kind of lunatic... I bet he's helping a Nigerian Prince funnel money out of the country, by giving him access to the Federal Reserve's accounts too - because he has a lot of respect for the Nigerian people & their prince is a fine man, even though he's never met him...
waitingman: (Scream)
In case you wanted to know what a proper idiot looks like

It would appear that believing Covid-19 is a hoax &/or a "war on humanity" (which is it??!! It can't be both...) is as contagious as the bloody virus itself - & Australians are getting infected
waitingman: (Trump)
Ready, FIRE... aim

Eric Trump calls the kettle black...

The idiot tweeted a photo of Bill Clinton walking his daughter Chelsea down the aisle a few years ago. In the onlooking crowd was Ghislaine Maxwell, whose days on Earth are probably numbered in single digits, if the alleged fate of her paedo-friend Epstein is anything to go by. The idiot's caption? 'Birds of a feather'. Rightly & very quickly, his tweet was flooded with response photos of his Dad partying with both Maxwell & Epstein on numerous occasions... after which, he deleted his tweet

It's a bumpy ride on your Dad's coat-tails, isn't it Eric?

I can't wait to see what will become of this lesser progeny of an already lesser man after November, when the prosecutors & the lawsuits come rolling in
waitingman: (Trump)
I said I wouldn't... I know it won't make a bit of difference... I can't let this one go by without drawing attention to it - even if it's just my own

"stop testing so much, you're finding too many cases!!"

The Great Pumpkin has told medical authorities to scale back their Covid19 testing rates, as they're finding too many cases... I mean, where do you even start with such a stupid thing to say, let alone the, for want of a better word, 'thought' process behind it. Sure, he wants the reported cases to go down, so he can spin that into a claim he's winning the war against the virus, so his ignorant redneck supporters can wave their flags & shoot their guns & so his fatcat Republican buddies can continue their business of raping the land & the economy for another 4 years...

Why?? Honestly... Why can't his opponents cut through & call out this puerile bullshit? Why can't even the most ignorant, dyed in the woolly brain, redneck fuck-knuckle see that they're being taken for fools, for a ride, to the cleaners??

Rhetorical... as always
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In the interest of remaining a viable species... I have come to believe that these kinds of people are surplus to requirements, expendable &, at worst, a drag on the rest of the species that's trying to evolve

And it would seem that Nature agrees

I know I'm supposed to be all humanitarian in these times of Plague, but really, there are some who just aren't worth it. That goes for both the idiot 'preachers' who spout this bullshit & for their 'flocks', who really must be the bipedal version of sheep to even consider believing it. Sorry - the human race can spare you. Say Hi to that god you think is your protector. Tell him we're all really glad down here, that he seems to be calling you home...
waitingman: (Trump)
Well, it's been about a week since I touched on this subject - give or take a day...

Are you a 'smug liberal', or a 'reckless republican'?

Some highlights... or lowlights, more accurately...

I’ve heard of Muslim women in America being taunted for wearing hijabs, I’ve heard of Jewish men being mocked for wearing yarmulkes and now I’ve heard it all: A friend of mine was cursed by a passing stranger the other day for wearing a protective mask.

When the president visited Phoenix a week ago, some residents who’d turned out to see him harangued journalists in masks, “saying how we’re only wearing masks to instill fear,” BrieAnna Frank, a reporter with The Arizona Republic, told Tom Jones of Poynter. Frank posted a Twitter thread with videos in which journalists were loudly accused of being “on the wrong side of patriotism” and “like communists.”

Outside the State Capitol in Sacramento two days later, a woman held a sign that said: “Do you know who Dr. Judy Mikovits is? Then don’t tell me I need a silly mask.”

Mikovits is a discredited scientist whose wild assertions and scaremongering regarding vaccines have made her a hero to conspiracy theorists and a social media and YouTube star. Naturally, masks factor into her repertoire. She has claimed that “wearing the mask literally activates your own virus.”


How has this virus become so incredibly politicised in the USA, to the point where people would rather die, than practise common consensus?!?!
waitingman: (Scream)
... well, okay, maybe only a little bit sorry, but...

Dear People of the USA... okay, not all of you, but you know who you are... What the fuck are you doing?!?!?!?

In that article, there are a couple of photos of protestors in quasi-military garb, holding semi-automatic rifles (or are they fully automatic? I don't know - I don't own one & I don't need one!) 'protesting' outside a State Capital building. What the fuck do you need the guns for?? Who are you going to shoot... & why???!!! How is this okay... how do you justify attitudes that bespeak actions like this??

Nobody's shooting at you... the 'enemy', if you must have one, is microscopic & invisible... What makes you think you can kill a virus with an AR-15... what makes you think threatening to shoot government officials, or health workers, is the right way to go about restoring your supposed 'rights' that you think are being removed... What makes you think dressing up as soldiers & waving guns around is the right way to go about anything??!!??

And then there's the photo of the protestors smearing their faces & hands all over the doors of a government building. That's a sure way to guarantee you'll catch something... & with any luck it will be nastier than Covid19. Please share it with your friends...

Frankly, you're an international embarrassment to your country. Land of the free & home of the brave? I'm pretty sure your founding fathers never had behaviour like this in mind when they wrote the Constitution you like to misrepresent... just like Jesus would never condone this shit, no matter what your 'preachers' tell you he said...

Behaviour like this, is making me think the Chinese Government weren't being over-reaching when they literally welded people into their homes at the height of the outbreak. I'm pretty sure they remembered to let them back out... didn't they??
waitingman: (Paddington)
Celebrity Chef fined $25,000 for misleading claims about machine that 'cures' Covid19

The culinary mouthpiece in question (I won't call him a chef, as he doesn't seem to do much cooking in high-end restaurants, just sits judging amateur contestants on television, while munching on 'activated' almonds) - has form in this area... he regularly promotes products or produce as having amazing restorative or curative powers, claims to know better than scientists & doctors, or spruiks questionable diets that are the answer to everything from an upset tummy to world peace & global warming... Okay that last bit's an exaggeration, but give him time, I'm sure he'll find something that he will assure us can do it... & give you Marvel superhero-like powers... Probably

Even though it won't stop him mouthing off the next time he finds something with dubious science behind its claims to align the planets & reveal the aliens in our midst, I'm pleased he's been fined by an Authority & that it has been well publicised. If only there were a global organisation which could impose a fine & a muzzle on that other, internationally recognised snake oil salesman...

It's one of the things I wonder & lament about in this modern world... when did we stop listening to scientists, teachers, doctors... & start listening to quacks with fake tans & a media agent?

Certainly, there's an argument to be made about corporate funding to education & science meaning there's no such thing as unquestionable, unbiased research & results, but given that all of the findings must be peer-reviewed before becoming accepted practice, there is a safety net that stops bad science becoming fact. It's (mostly) a free world, so you are welcome to ignore, or reject that science & accept the consequences of doing so... but you shouldn't be free to share your unfounded opinions, beliefs &, above all, products with the rest of the world - preying on the illiterate, the weak, the elderly, the poor... your huddled masses

So, to make the obvious connection to current events - while it may be true that the W.H.O. has been politically compromised, there's no evidence at all that its actual work in this time of plague... or at any other time of crisis, is not to be trusted

Peter Evans, or a Paediatrician... Donald Trump, or a Doctor - the choice is yours... as are the consequences
waitingman: (Trump)
You first, Don...

Blast patients with UV radiation & inject them with disinfectant... Obviously the US Gov't is setting up its emergency Covid19 hospital at Guantanamo Bay

But please, oh please... all you MAGA idiots - listen to your Leader & do as he says. It worked so well, the last time

That is, those of you who actually believe the virus is real & not a hoax... & aren't too busy picketing hospitals & harassing healthcare workers. Go... panic buy all the bleach & disinfectant, then break into your local solarium & lock yourselves in the tanning pods, keeping hydrated with the miracle cure the Great Pumpkin proposes...
waitingman: (Scream)
This irritates me... a story on not-a-REAL-news-website-more-a-collection-of-opinions-&-gossip news.com.au about the panic-buying that started in late February, as everyone prepped for the zombie apocalypse

According to them, The Hoarders Were Right! because supermarkets are continuing to have stock shortages on many items... Yes... BECAUSE THE FUCKING HOARDERS BOUGHT IT ALL WHEN THEY DIDN'T NEED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But this makes me feel a bit better about it
waitingman: (Default)
Just for me then... if I see something in the news that I think may be important now, or later, to help make sense of what the hell happened & how, I may as well make note of it here. Who else cares, right?

Certainly not the Great Pumpkin, who is openly advocating civil unrest & lawbreaking in some USA states - specifically the ones who don't agree with him

You go, Don... Make America a lawless collection of armed settlements again

I need a drink...

First Creek Shiraz by Justin B. on 500px.com

waitingman: (Mothers Milk)
Not god... these idiots...

Why don't they just get the damned virus & see how far their science-denial gets them then...

Then again... Why don't these people get the virus?!?!?
waitingman: (Trump)
... so many things. Is he a genius or an idiot...Okay, to be honest, I'm definitely on the latter side there

Has a real scientist or medical expert told him this will work, or not... Okay, I'm on the latter side here as well...

Is there a way that the thousands of people he's pretty much condemning to either death, or extreme suffering, can be restricted to the people who did vote... & would vote, for him - without affecting the rest of the country, who are, more or less, completely sane?
waitingman: (Trump)
The Statesman-like Donald Trump is dead... long live the Idiot

So now it's all the media's fault... well, the ones he doesn't like, anyway

It's amazing that it's headline news when he doesn't act like an idiot...
waitingman: (Default)
... some son of a bitch would die - Bruce Cockburn

And today's target would be the poachers who shot & killed an extremely rare white giraffe & its calf in Kenya, then just left the bodies... prompting the question - "What did you kill them for?!?!?"

I'd like a Kenyan visa, a helicopter & the aforementioned rocket launcher please... I have some business to attend to
waitingman: (Trump)
Seriously, you know-nothing, orange buffoon... Stop it!!

During expansive remarks on Fox News host Sean Hannity's program, the president continued to break with public health officials' more dire messaging regarding the international crisis and forcefully contradicted the WHO, which earlier in the week pegged the global mortality rate for the coronavirus at 3.4 percent.

"Well I think the 3.4 percent is really a false number. Now, and this is just my hunch, and — but based on a lot of conversations with a lot of people that do this. Because a lot of people will have this and it's very mild. They'll get better very rapidly. They don't even see a doctor. They don't even call a doctor," Trump said.

"You never hear about those people. So you can't put them down in the category of the overall population in terms of this corona flu and — or virus. So you just can't do that," he continued. "So if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work but they get better."


This from the man who thought a 'flu vaccine would cure Covid19... Sounds like an expert to me!!
waitingman: (Default)
... shits. Except it doesn't

There's no evidence whatsoever that the Covid19 Coronavirus results in any kind of increase in human internal waste production &/or the need for its immediate expulsion & disposal

So why are so many people panic-buying all the toilet paper in Australia??!!??

Your answers on a sheet of paper - preferably 3-ply, lightly scented, firm, but soft on sensitive skin...

Just another example of how the common herd is so easily panicked... despite the many & continued voices of reason. Especially the voices that say Australia produces its own toilet paper - there won't be a shortage... except maybe in my house in a few weeks time, when I suppose I'll just start scrunching up utility bills - there's never a shortage of those either!
waitingman: (Orang-Utan)
I'm surprised it took this long for the conspiracy theorists to join the dots in a whole new, loopy way...

So Covid19 isn't a serious virus, it's the perfect way to cover up symptoms from 5G network radiation... or something...

"A YouTube video with the title "WUHAN CORONA VIRUS IS A 5G L.E.D SMART STREET LIGHT TEST BED" is also popular in this group and others. Other YouTube videos share complex conspiracy theories including a suggestion that the Diamond Princess cruise ship whose passengers had to be quarantined was affected by the virus because it used 5G technology for its connectivity."

The world is a dangerous place... especially with people like that out there... & I mean really out there!
waitingman: (Australia)
Not the one you think, but the one where nobody pays attention to you any more & you'll do, or say, anything to get people to notice you exist

Also known as Relevance Deprivation Syndrome. A quite common affliction amongst former Australian Prime Ministers, though some cases are manifestly worse than others...
waitingman: (Australia)
... Another Trump moment of "very stable genius"

Don't worry about the new corona virus Summer will kill it!! Yes... ignore all those pesky doctors, immunologists & the World Health Organisation - what the hell do they know?? The good ol' USA Summer heat will deal with this latest Chinese threat, because Donald says so...

But Don... the USA Winter was supposed to kill off global warming... I can tell you from down here... it didn't!!

What this absolute bullshit does do, is put into perspective the nutjobs I briefly argued with online a few weeks back, who were telling me that it's impossible to have 'dry' lightning, without torrential rainstorms. They know, because Florida is the lightning Capital of the world"... the WHOLE WORLD!!! I'm not sure they even know the southern hemisphere of this planet exists, let alone the major differences in weather patterns we experience. Hell, why don't they ask the people living in the desert states of their own country about dry lightning?!?!

But no... everything's fine because Donald says so... & they live in the USA & I don't - something I am incredibly grateful for, sometimes...
waitingman: (Default)
These are the kind of supporters Trump is getting... & somehow seems okay with it

Right wing, racist nutjobs who believe John F. Kennedy Jr. faked his own death to support their cause & their new leader...

The trouble with this is - being the USA, there's enough of them to be a real force. And, being the USA, they're likely well-armed. I'm not saying Australia doesn't have its share of disaffected FITH Syndrome outpatients, but with our smaller population (and better gun laws!!), they're much more invisible & manageable... & their votes wouldn't count for much at election time. That's at least one good thing about the Westminster system

There are political analysts who are very worried about what will happen if Trump is returned for another term later this year. There are political & social analysts who are more worried about what will happen if he loses... I'm with them...
waitingman: (Default)
I love a good conspiracy theory... especially a loony, religious one!!

Makes a change from blaming the Greens, or arsonists, or the Illuminati...
waitingman: (Australia)
Tony Abbott wants you to get laid, get pregnant & have more babies, otherwise, there'll be too many 'welfare class' kids...

I just don't know where to even start... Okay, look, sure... the 'populate or perish' message is fine, as it goes, more kids = more consumers & that's good for the economy (Australia, for its size, is a very small market, globally-speaking), but... jesus Tony, do we have to denigrate anyone who doesn't live in your affluent, leafy former electorate, by labelling them 'welfare' people??!!

At least the rest of the article is what we've come to expect from you... & it shows you've learned nothing from the drubbing you received at the ballot box last year... still banging on about cutting immigration rates (from non-white, non-christian countries, presumably?) & supporting the coal industry. Just further proof that dinosaurs can't evolve & require a meteor strike to get rid of them. It's certainly clear that this particular Diplodocus will not go gentle into that good night. He's one of so many people I wish the media would just ignore & not give any column inches, or airtime to - in the hope he'll just wander off into a swamp somewhere, get stuck & make the ultimate contribution to the coal industry... in a couple of million years time

The irony of my bringing attention to his brayings, thus amplifying them further, is not lost on me...

Aside from all that... the last few entries I've done were typed on my phone & it's interesting to read back over them & notice how much more succinct I am, when using my thumbs, as opposed to the 6-7 fingers I use on a keyboard... As you can probably tell then - this was written on a PC, during early, quiet time at work
waitingman: (Australia)
Anti-discrimination... Australian style

In a nutshell, our bible-waving Prime Minister wants to pass legislation ostensibly to protect 'religious freedom', that will, as a by-product, basically allow anyone to spout bigotry & hate speech, without fear of prosecution

Provided you're a white Christian, of course... Guaranteed if you're a Muslim or Aboriginal who speaks your mind, they'll lock you up & deport you. Yes, even if you were born here. I'm certain they'll find a way to send our indigenous people back to Asia "where they came from"... sure it was 60,000+ years ago, but there must be a way...
waitingman: (Default)
Every now & then, I leave a comment on somebody's Instagram post... in much the same way as you'd comment on someone's Journal, except that Instagram is 100% open to the public (unless you have a private account & why would you bother?). Yesterday, I got a little sick of climate change deniers telling me how the weather in Australia really works, from the comfort of their Northern hemisphere basements, based on somebody else's comment they read, which was based on what someone who isn't a scientist said, somewhere that wasn't a proper media channel, to someone who wasn't a journalist... You get the idea

And wow... do they get angry quickly!!!

I've written here before about these people who don't trust science, or educated people in general, because they feel like they're being talked down to... or being told they're stupid because they don't know stuff. They'd much rather be told something simple, by someone who talks like they do. Doesn't matter if it's wrong, as long as it's simple & doesn't affect the way they want to live their lives, because all change is bad!!

The kind of attitude that gives rise to the anti-vax movement - who, somehow, haven't all caught smallpox & died out... or the Flat Earth Society, with members all around the globe who, somehow, haven't all fallen off... Or Trump supporters who, somehow, haven't all been drafted for WW3... yet

As Long-Suffering Partner & I often have to say... thank god it ends with us & we're not condemning children to a world that's only going to get dirtier, dumber & angrier

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