Too Much Information?!

[waitingman]

It's all sandypawozbun's fault...

And there's not much to do at work today, apparently.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.  (And I wish I knew her name...)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (About one hour a week...)	✓ I own lots of books.  (I keep meaning to cull them, but...)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.  (Mmm... 'Driving Miss Daisy'...)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Define 'psycho'...)	× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Depends who you're dealing with... & why)
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Define 'sometimes'...)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Shouldn't everyone??)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Although I'm beginning to think I should...)

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× I have broken someone's bones.  (If wishes were horses...)	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (I have some that I'll NEVER reveal... shame has nothing to do with it.)	× I hate the rain.  (Only when it won't fall in the dam catchments.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.  (Isn't everyone??)	✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (Wouldn't everyone??)	✓ I need/want money right now.  (Doesn't everyone??)
✓ I love sushi.  (Especially with wasabi)	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.  (Only after brushing & gargling...)
× I have long hair.  (Used to...)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (I don't need to go to Las Vegas to do that...)	✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.  (Although these days, I'm not so sure...)	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (Well, there was that one time...)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (Not having it makes every phone call an adventure...)
× I like the way that I look.  (Dressed in black... at night... in a dark room... in a mask.)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (Misdirected, but not lied...)	× I am usually pessimistic.  (I'm a realist with an optimistic streak...)
× I have a lot of mood swings.  (Define 'a lot'...)	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (And subsidised...)	× I slept with a roommate.  (Separate beds don't count here... right??)
× I have a hidden talent.  (I like displaying them...)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.  (I'm cool, calm & collected even after 2 macchiatos)	× I have a lot of friends.  (Quality, not quantity...)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (What can I say?? He was European...)	✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.   (But not at $4.95 a minute...)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.  (It depresses me...)	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  (How she feels about being seen with me, is another question...)
✓ I have a mobile phone.  (I currently have 2... how decadent!!)	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (I have readily gone to bed drunk, though...)	✓ I've rejected someone before.  (It's character building... for both of you.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.  (Maybe some day I'll tell 'em.)	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (I have a few ideas...)	✓ I want to have children in the future.  (But it's not entirely up to me...)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.  (That's why we invented clothespegs... just the right size for your nose.)	× I've called the cops on a friend before.  (However, I've picked a few up from there before...)	✓ I'm not allergic to anything.  (Well, maybe Mondays...)
✓ I have a lot to learn.  (I hope I never stop learning...)	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.  (Sometimes...)	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.  (Whatthehell is an 'away message' anyway??)	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (And found that I like some of them too...)	✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (But I've never been brave enough to tell 'em.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.  (Haven't seen it. One of these days...)	✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.  (Like now...)	✓ I enjoy some country music.  (I like both kinds...)
✓ I would die for my best friends.  (Repeatedly.)	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (Especially musically.)	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (Yeah... right!!)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (I get the Australian kids to go for the 'trick' option... it confuses them.)	× I have dated a close friend's ex.  (But I've never been brave enough to tell 'em.)	× I am happy at this moment.  (I'm hungry & thirsty at this moment...)
× I'm obsessed with guys.  (Women, on the other hand...)	× Democrat.  (Autonomist Collectivist)	× Republican.  (I have no problem with the Queen being on my money... except I don't see enough of it.)
✓ I don't even know what I am.  (But I've eliminated most things from the list of possibilities...)	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (I'm an equal missed-opportunist.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time.  (Usually the night before...)	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.  (I wear boots.)	✓ I can work on a car.  (Oil, petrol, water, air... right??)
× I love my job(s).  (My day one, or my dream one??)	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (I wouldn't say comfortable... content, maybe...)	× I have more than just my ears pierced.  (I keep my eyes peeled though...)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (Not in winter I don't!!)	× I have jumped off a bridge.  (The trains come by too often...)	✓ I love sea turtles.  (But we're just good friends... honestly)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.  (Although the price of hair product is outrageous!!)	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (So far, it's been all own-goals...)	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (Although some would argue the term 'proficient'...)
✓ I hate office jobs.  (And they dislike me too...)	× I went to college out of state.  (Out of habit...)	× I am adopted.  (Although, sometimes I'm not so sure...)
× I am a pyro.   (But I do like candles...)	× I have thrown up from crying too much.  (However, I have cried from...)	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (Repeatedly...)
✓ I fall for the worst people.  (Repeatedly...)	× I adore bright colours.  (Does blood-red count??)	× I usually like covers better than originals.   (Except for a few of Bryan Ferry's - which are much better than the originals...)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (Hooters, on the other hand...)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.  (Call me Gibbon... or it could just be that I'm too lazy to bend down.)	× I can't whistle.  (I can't yodel... be grateful.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.  (I usually talk in someone else's)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (The 24th sounds good to me...)	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  (But it never works...)	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (And as for his wife & kids...)	× I am a caffeine junkie.  (I could give up any time I want to...no, really...)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.  (Eeww - bark rash!!)	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (Why stop at one??)	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.  (And I enjoy a bottle even more...)	× I'm an artist.  (Nope - just a guitarist...)	× I am ambidextrous.  (My right hand never knows what the left is doing...)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (Something about this just sounds wrong...)	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.  (What's the problem with seeing other people naked??)	× I have terrible teeth.  (Well, they're not as pointy & sharp as I'd like them, but...)
✓ I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (Mainly because it makes me look busy at work... I'm not.)	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (I don't believe those girls are really my friends... I still have to pay 'em.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (Do altered ones count??)	✓ I am extremely flexible.  (Well... mentally.)	× I love hugs more than kisses.  (Equal measures... & lots of them.)
✓ I want to own my own business.  (And mind it, too...)	× I smoke.  (I steam...)	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (Well, no one I'd consider 'normal' has...)	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (Especially if the acting's really bad...)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (Verbal assaults only...)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (Who doesn't?!)	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (Who does?!... And shouldn't that be 'displeased'??!!)	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.  (In the clouds - no...)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.  (She won...)	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (Well... not 'professional'.)	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (But not necessarily in a god...)
× I can't stand being alone.  (Sometimes I need to be...)	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.  (Although sometimes 'obsession' is too strong a word)	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (Yuk!! Thanks for that mental image...)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.  (Not since I started getting paid monthly...)	× I'm a judgmental asshole.  (Judgmental - no...)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.  (Drama-Queen - no...)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.  (Do astral planes count??)	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (He frequently does...)	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (Well... not any more.)
✓ I am a Libertarian.  (Sounds good... what is it?)	✓ I can speak more than one language.  (Does Profanity count as well?)	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (Hmmf... what!?)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.  (Sometimes I'd even prefer reading the TV guide...)	× I like reading fact more than fiction.  (I prefer fiction to fact, any day...)	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (Every time...)
✓ I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (I'm sure there was a perfectly reasonable explanation, but I've forgotten it...)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.  (About 2.30pm on the 7th of June 1967... & a couple of times since.)	✓ I like most animals better than most people.  (But I do prefer people to birds...)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.  (Do old guitar effect pedals count??)	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (I can never find a whole salmon when I need one...)
× I am compulsively honest.  (And that's the truth)	✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.  (Crooked fingers)	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.  (Sometimes my mental i-Pod keeps me awake...)	✓ I dislike milk.  (But I love soy milk...)	× I obsessively wash my hands.  (Are you kidding!! Sydney water makes 'em dirtier...)
× I always carry something significant around with me.  (Then again - my car keys are pretty important to me...)	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.  (I own a hat.)	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (How does one hand-write on a computer??)	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (And that was usually why I did...)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.  (I've never driven a car in a dress... & high heels make braking difficult... Damn! What a giveaway!!)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.  (Unless they're American...)	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (I think they should get the same salary as any other public servant...)	✓ I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (But I got over it when I turned 36...)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.  (I'm looking to leave mine...)	✓ I have a custom-built computer.	✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (Although I plan to come back as a domestic cat, next life... I think it's the highest level of reincarnation.)	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.  (I have Scottish ancestry but I love Guinness... go figure...)	✓ I have a thing for redheads.  (Yes indeed!!)
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (That's why I'm not getting any work done right now...)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.  (Maybe that's what I'd use the time machine for...)	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.  (Bigger, better, faster... MORE!!!)
× I need more time to myself.  (I'm with me all the time...)	× I wish I was more open-minded.  (Why would I want to wish that... it's just stupid!!)	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.  (But better grey than bald... not with THIS head...)
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.  (Tea Cosy!!)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.  (Whatthehell is this Death Note thing!!??)	✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.	✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.  (Playing my favourite guitar does that for me...)	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (I like 'em both in same & different ways)	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.