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More overheard gems, snaffled from the SMH.

Old man: What happened to you?
Young man with crutches and leg in plaster: A security grille came down on my leg.
Old man: How did that happen?
Young man: I was jumping the counter at a bank.
- 428 bus to the city, Tuesday, July 26, 9am

"Madagascar? It is full of smut. Smut, smut, smut!"
- Woman to young girl, George Street near Hoyts cinema, Wednesday, July 13, about 7.45pm

"I don't want any of your wife's money!"
- A very angry and emotional 20-something woman on her mobile on the Cammeray-city 263 bus, July 29, 6.55pm
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