waitingman | Why Don't People Just Listen To Me?!?!?

"We don't need the forklift to lift this thing." I said.

"No no, I know exactly what to do, I'll just bring the forklift out, up the front footpath & we can fork this thing into the truck easier than carrying it." he said.

"Don't take the forklift up the footpath, you'll get it bogged... it's happened before." I said.

"No no, it'll be fine. I have a forklift licence, I can do it." he said.

"It won't work. the path's not wide enough & it'll bog." I said.

"No no, it'll be fine. No worries." he said.

"I can get it out in a second. I just need some planks." he said.

"The forklift will snap them, it's too heavy. We need the forklift truck from across the road, they helped us last time." I said.

"No no, this won't take long." he said.

SNAP!

"I'll go talk to the guys across the road & get their forklift." he said.

... a little later...

"We should be pushing it forward instead of pulling it. That's the way to go." he said.

"You'll only bog it deeper that way & we won't be able to get the forks under it if you do." I said.

"No no..." he said.

.....................

I'm now waiting for a tow-truck to arrive.

Under what circumstances does homicide become legally justifiable?