It's Only Libel If It's Untrue

[waitingman]

Hey Alpha-est of Males!!!!!

I know it was you who came into Debtor's Prison last night & cleaned out the till...

Again.

What the hell's wrong with you?!?!?!

Comments

[sandypawozbun.livejournal.com]

I suppose you can't prove it? Does the Chief Warden share your suspicions (or, Jesu forfend) is it him?

[waitingman.livejournal.com]

I should be able to. The Chief Warden is also the owner, so it wouldn't be him.

[aquandrian.livejournal.com]

NAIL HIS ASS!!

And I so didn't mean that in a wholesome gay sex way.

That's just ridiculous, who the fuck does he think he is, how dare he, is HE INSANE?!

I hope you have security camera footage or something because seriously, now I'm pissed!

Asshole.

[waitingman.livejournal.com]

Yes, there's camera footage. His face is obscured, but his method betrays him.

If it's left up to me his ass will be nailed. They'll be 10" long, rusty & not-quite-sharp.