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Prank Caller Says What!?
Jun. 27th, 2008 10:24 amIt's not a full moon... it's not the 13th... it's not even Muck-Up Day for Year 12 students...
So why was I on the receiving end of 2 prank calls from some accented kid/bloke/idiot wanting me to first sell him, then buy him a cat "because I've been in this country for 2 weeks now & nobody will sell me a cat... (& then, after a few deft, pithy observations from me regarding human nature, animal logic & feral cats in Galston)... Will you be my boyfriend?"
Now even the prank-callers think I'm gay!!??!! My polite, but again pithy refusal/reply gave him a fit of giggles & he hung up. But wait... sweetie... don't you think you should buy me dinner & a few drinks before we commit to such a huge step in our lives?! I mean... what music do you like? Who's your favourite Desperate Housewife?? Who'll be the 'Yes(!!)'-man in our relationship???
Alas... an unlisted number, so I'll never know.
Alpha-masculinity ~ can you get it in tablet form? I need a fix...
So why was I on the receiving end of 2 prank calls from some accented kid/bloke/idiot wanting me to first sell him, then buy him a cat "because I've been in this country for 2 weeks now & nobody will sell me a cat... (& then, after a few deft, pithy observations from me regarding human nature, animal logic & feral cats in Galston)... Will you be my boyfriend?"
Now even the prank-callers think I'm gay!!??!! My polite, but again pithy refusal/reply gave him a fit of giggles & he hung up. But wait... sweetie... don't you think you should buy me dinner & a few drinks before we commit to such a huge step in our lives?! I mean... what music do you like? Who's your favourite Desperate Housewife?? Who'll be the 'Yes(!!)'-man in our relationship???
Alas... an unlisted number, so I'll never know.
Alpha-masculinity ~ can you get it in tablet form? I need a fix...
