The English Language... You're Doing It Wrong

[waitingman]

From a story on a LimitedNews website:

'GREY'S Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey tops a list of 10 Worst Nude Film Scenes of all time - beaten only by Philip Seymour Hoffman.'

That's the worst reinvention of English I've seen, beaten only by a current car advertisement extolling a 'strongerised' body...