waitingman: (Default)
[personal profile] waitingman
So, I was invited by an old friend & her husband, at the last minute, to go to a fund-raising dinner in Paddington on Friday night.

Having arranged to meet at an up-market pizza restaurant, before proceeding to Paddington RSL for the evening proper, the adventure started. First & foremost, I should have known better than to trust the directions given. I've been on the receiving end of her directions before & wound up everywhere in Canberra (& Queanbeyan) except where we had to be. So, having been told that the place had a huge sign outside making it "impossible to miss"... & after catching a bus past the place once & walking past it twice, I finally found my old friend on the pavement outside this supposed landmark location, texting me to find out where the hell I was. At this point, it occurred to ask why, if it was a fund-raising dinner, we were having up-market pizza & nice red wine somewhere else entirely. The answer... don't ask.

But then, having arrived at the RSL & been told that the only food on offer was from their bistro downstairs from the function room, I was quite grateful for the arrangement. So, on with the show, which was to benefit the Kirketon Road Centre - a Drug & Alcohol medical centre in Kings Cross, which has been operating for 20 years. A "Cabaret" show was the theme for the evening, hosted by Vanessa Wagner a drag queen I remember from years ago & have never found funny. However, the talents shown by the staff of the centre included mediaeval madrigal singing, showtune crooning & exhibition tango dancing. Not quite professional, but well above Red Faces or The Gong Show standard.

Parting company with the old friends at about 11pm, I headed down into Oxford St proper to meet up with SarinG at the NYPD pizza joint for... well, more pizza of course. Thence to the bar where she works for cheap drinks, loud music & people watching, before pouring myself into a taxi & directing him northwards.

Work on Saturday was notable only for how much time I spent hanging around the slow-combustion fireplace trying to keep warm.

No such trouble later in the evening at Reynardo's never-too-late-for-a-birthday party, where, outside, the new BBQ was in full swing & a brazier of coals kept the rain & cold at bay. The fare was as varied & copious as always at her evenings & the company was equally diverse. I ended up at the dining room table with LederHosen, SarinG & a couple of new acquaintances, discussing everything from Pirate typewriters (R!), to a new method of distance measurement involving the size of your average Westfield shopping centre.

A lazy, rainy day today. Breakfast at the local, then a quick trip to the MegaMall with SarinG for film development, DVD shopping & holding her back in Target from the display of Hello Kitty electrical devices ~ including DVD players, clock radios & a car adaptor for iPods. All of which are bright pink, with that bloody cat's expressionless, beribboned face all over them. I'll doubtless get into trouble for saying that...

An afternoon & evening of DVD watching & now, having braved the about-to-be-becoming-foggy Sydney roads, there's a bottle of red to finish before hitting the hay.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-06-24 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebellman.livejournal.com
Westfield shopping centres as unit of length? Surely more appropriately used as a volume or mass measurement, as in "The Super Star Destroyer seen here plunging into the partially completed Death Star is intended to have a mass of roughly 2.3 WSCs"

The Consumetric System

Date: 2007-06-25 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitingman.livejournal.com
It's more to do with the amount of walking one does around the place in order to either get to, or even find the shop you're looking for. In these days when nobody really knows how long a kilometre is, it could be handy to talk of distances using familiar yardsticks. For example:

How much further 'til we get to the river/lake/point-of-interest?"

"About 3 laps of a Westfield."

Re: The Consumetric System

Date: 2007-06-25 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebellman.livejournal.com
Ah. I am now enlightened. Of course, that would require a Standard Westfield to be erected somewhere, possibly cast from platinum.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-06-25 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maelefic.livejournal.com
I will refute this system of measurement, because after three years of working next to one, I thought I could - as so eloquently put - have a form of standardisation in regards to a single unit. BUT. I then worked next to the WSC in Bondi Junction, and the units don't correspond! Irrespective of "finding that shop" distance, and basing it on "one full lap" units there's a HUGE disparity! Refute! Refute!

Oh yeah, and Vanessa Vagner is about as funny as recieving stab wounds to the neck :D

In Defence Of The 'Westfield Measure'

Date: 2007-06-25 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waitingman.livejournal.com
Hey... I only said we were discussing it!! And I seem to recall mentioning at the time that the Bondi Jn Westfield was in a size class of its own. Further problems with the system arose when we considered the loopy spiral system employed at the Macquarie Centre ~ which makes it impossible to know where you are in relation to where you started, let alone finding where you want to be.

It seems only SarinG can navigate that maze with any degree of accuracy or measurability.

It's a long way from replacing the metric system... hell, it's a long way from replacing the imperial system, but it's fun trying...

Re: In Defence Of The 'Westfield Measure'

Date: 2007-06-26 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maelefic.livejournal.com
Well technically, you could call it the Escher system of measurement, or else end up using a Hawking system of quantum mechanics to make all WSCs of equal length...

(no subject)

Date: 2007-06-25 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarin-girl.livejournal.com
just you wait til homeworld brings out a hello kitty home!

Page generated Nov. 2nd, 2025 11:13 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios