List-O-Mania 2

[waitingman]

Someone at the Sydney Morning Herald knows the value of starting the week with laughter & disbelief.



Apple (daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)

Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton)

Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson)

Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor)

Casper (son of Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn)

Coco (daughter of Courtney Cox and David Arquette)

Cruz (son of Victoria and David Beckham)

Daisy Boo (daughter of Julia and Jamie Oliver)

Diezel and Denim (sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis)

Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono and Ali Hewson)

Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie (daughters of Paula Yates and Bob Geldof)

Finn (daughter of Christy Turlington and Ed Burnes)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (daughter of Paula Yayes and Michael Hutchence)

Hopper (son of Sean and Robin Wright Penn)

Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf),

Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson)

Jett (son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston)

Kal-el (son of Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim)

Kyd (son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)

Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson and Carla DeVito)

Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva (Frank Zappa)

Moxie Crimefighter (daughter of Penn and Emily Gillette)

Nell Marmalade (daughter of Helen Baxendale and David Eliot)

Phinnaeus (son of Julia Roberts and Dan Moder)

Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)

Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael (sons and daughter of Michael Jackson and Whomever)

Racer, Rocket and Rebel (sons of Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellan)

Reignbeau and Freedom (daughter and son of Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed)

Rocco (son of Madonna and Guy Ritchie)

Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle (daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)

Satchel (son of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen)

Speck Wildhorse and Hud (sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin)

Suri (daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes)

Tu Morrow (daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre)

And I thought my name was unusual, growing up in the early 70s, there were plenty of the usual biblical names & the other standards ... I didn't know how lucky I was!!

Comments

[freyaw.livejournal.com]

There's one thing you can say for most of that list - they don't tend to rhyme with anything scatalogical.

[waitingman.livejournal.com]

I think that's the only thing you can say for the list... To be fair, there are a couple I like (Finn, Jaz, Rocco... Kyd!!), but most of them amount to parental cruelty, or at least diminished responsibility (Jermajesty!! Audio Science!!?? Moxie Crimefighter... Pilot Inspektor).

Only time will tell whether these kids will grow into their names with any of the grace & humour exhibited by Moon Zappa, or whether they'll develop substance abuses & die of a combination of morphine & mortification, like Ol' Man River Phoenix...

[freyaw.livejournal.com]

And to add to the list, as of 27/5/2006, we have Shiloh Nouvel, child of Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie (according to todays' Advertiser)