Out Of This World!
Apr. 7th, 2010 09:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
waitingmanFrom today's Seek.com e-mail with job opportunities matching my keywords...
Job 6: Sales Assistant
Location: Sydney - West
Salary: $30,000 - $40,000 including super
Classification: Sales & Marketing > Assistant/Co-ordinator
Description: Immediate start with a rapidly growing group of companies. Aggressive business plan. Most advanced solar systems and products.
Hmmm... they forgot to mention I must be prepared to travel long distances for work, have universal appeal, be a 'star' performer' & go the extra mile... or light year... to achieve results.
I'd be over the moon to land a job like that!! Except the salary doesn't look that great, especially since I'd need a new suit for it...
Any more puns? Leave 'em in the comments section, I'm outa space here...
Job 6: Sales Assistant
Location: Sydney - West
Salary: $30,000 - $40,000 including super
Classification: Sales & Marketing > Assistant/Co-ordinator
Description: Immediate start with a rapidly growing group of companies. Aggressive business plan. Most advanced solar systems and products.
Hmmm... they forgot to mention I must be prepared to travel long distances for work, have universal appeal, be a 'star' performer' & go the extra mile... or light year... to achieve results.
I'd be over the moon to land a job like that!! Except the salary doesn't look that great, especially since I'd need a new suit for it...
Any more puns? Leave 'em in the comments section, I'm outa space here...
