A Wedding... A Meme & A Feast

[waitingman]

The Russian Bride Scammers have found me.

In my Inbox this evening... copied exactly as written :~ Good day !!!How are you ? I 'would like to find a friend for corresponding serious attitudes . Would you like to communicate with|letter me? My name is Ninа . I'm from Russia. I'm 30. I've been devorced for a Much time and I am single girl at this time . I'd be glad very much to correspond with you. I know English very well, so I don't use any translators. I couldn't attach a photo to my email. You can answer with me on mine email ninokk1979@gmail.com then I'll send you my photo and tell you more about me. If you wouldn't like to correspond with me, write to me about it, please, and I'll look for another man.Waiting for your reply,Nina

Any takers?

While you're waiting for Nino Nina,

Don’t take too long to think about it.
Fifteen books you’ve read that will always stick with you.
First fifteen you can recall in no more than 15 minutes.
Copy the instructions into your own post.

1. 'Tequila To Kill A Mockingbird' ~ Harper Lee
2. 'So Long & Thanks For All The Fish' ~ Douglas Adams
3. 'London Fields ~ Martin Amis
4. 'Mystery' ~ Peter Straub
5. 'Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates' ~ Tom Robbins
6. 'Catch 22' ~ Joseph Heller
7. 'Harpo Speaks' ~ Harpo Marx
8. 'Adolf Hitler - My Part In His Downfall' ~ Spike Milligan... in fact any of his 6 war & post-war 'autobiographies'
9. 'The Moving Toyshop' ~ Edmund Crispin
10. 'The Vampire Lestat' ~ Anne Rice
11. 'Day Of The Triffids' ~ John Wyndham
12. 'Flashman' ~ George Macdonald Fraser
13. 'A Wizard Of Earthsea ~ Ursula LeGuin... in fact, the whole trilogy
14. 'Ariel' ~ Sylvia Plath... okay, a book of poems, not a novel... but still...
15. 'High Fidelity' ~ Nick Hornby

Honourable mentions to George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' & '1984'

Fancy a chicken, stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey, then wrapped in bacon? Nom nom!!!

Or, if you're kosher, I can just hold the bacon...



And a diet coke to go with your meal? Certainly... would you like it super-sized?

In other news, I am now a fully certified & skilled bartender/gaming attendant with no practical experience whatsoever.