Can I just say I find it so weird that someone would question your sexuality? Okay, maybe because I met you in a specific context so I knew unequivocally which side of the fence you played on --- god, that sounds awful but you know what I mean and everyone else who doesn't can f**k off with their suspicions --- but it really is the last thing I would even consider with you.
Also, YES, what bloody business is it of anyone's?! At one of my previous workplaces, I got a few questions along the lines of "Oh so you live with your boyfriend?" or "You have a boyfriend?" which annoyed me enough --- I find these questions very presumptuous from work people who I haven't bonded with --- that I shot back with "Why does it have to be a boyfriend? Why can't it be a girlfriend? Or a sheep! A nice sheep!"
*cough* I'm not sure if that sort of response would work with an alpha male. These were both women of a much meeker subversive character so I felt fully justified in lashing out with Mah Rapier Wit Ooh Ooh. It shut them up. And yeah, I guess if I was in your position, "Why don't you come here and find out?" is exactly what I would say. Or do what you're doing with the camp accent. Good on ya!
You know, I bet it's the Gemini thing. :p And if anyone deserves the sexual paranoid tag, it would be Mr Alpha Male, is what I'm thinking. *nod*
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Re: I'm Not Sexually Paranoid ~ Nobody's Out To Get Me
Date: 2008-05-31 04:25 am (UTC)Also, YES, what bloody business is it of anyone's?! At one of my previous workplaces, I got a few questions along the lines of "Oh so you live with your boyfriend?" or "You have a boyfriend?" which annoyed me enough --- I find these questions very presumptuous from work people who I haven't bonded with --- that I shot back with "Why does it have to be a boyfriend? Why can't it be a girlfriend? Or a sheep! A nice sheep!"
*cough* I'm not sure if that sort of response would work with an alpha male. These were both women of a much meeker subversive character so I felt fully justified in lashing out with Mah Rapier Wit Ooh Ooh. It shut them up. And yeah, I guess if I was in your position, "Why don't you come here and find out?" is exactly what I would say. Or do what you're doing with the camp accent. Good on ya!
You know, I bet it's the Gemini thing. :p And if anyone deserves the sexual paranoid tag, it would be Mr Alpha Male, is what I'm thinking. *nod*