Investment & Travel Opportunity!!!!

I have an old e-mail account that is more of a giant spam net these days than a working account, though there are still a few things that come through to it that are somewhat important...

This morning, along with a possible job opportunity & some genuine notifications, was this little beauty:

Hello

I am Mr Thabo Mbeki the former South Africa President. Sir.

In confident can I Invest a total of $150M in your company. Please if interested this should be 100% risk free and there should be a total confidential transaction. Please let me know if you are interested. More so you will be required to come to South Africa to sign the payment with my bank in which I'll present you as an Investor. I am waiting to hear from you.

Mr Thabo Mbeki'
Thabo Mbeki docdiane@cryptogroup.net

So the old ANC chairman, corrupt politician & AIDS denialist is now associated with a crypto company?? Times must be tough, Thabo, old man, for you to want to give little old flooring estimator me $150M, obviously on the understanding that my somewhat dormant company-of-one will soon radically expand internationally, go absolutely gangbusters on the Stock Exchange & you'll get your investment back. Oh yes... absolutely you will!!

I'm booking 2 tickets on South African Airways as we speak... Business Class, of course... See you in Jo'burg Thabo & don't forget the cheque!!!!!