Here Isn't The News

Precisely - why should I give an airborne act of intercourse about 'Longoria ex dating tennis star...?

Then again, credit where it's due - the news websites have done it... they did finally find something I care less about than HOMECOMING TENSIONS: Harry could face public slapdown from Queen

I'd rather go & read all those LiveJournal pages devoted to various K-pop stars & their hookups, breakups, breakdowns, splits, reformations...