Call Me Lefty

I apparently have it in for the right-hand side of my body...

Currently, my right shoulder is at 75% capacity, due to an ongoing muscle/tendon/something issue, which restricts movement & also makes carrying things quite the sensory experience. Yesterday, I cut my right palm with a breadknife. Today, I sliced open my right ring-finger with a pair of carpet shears & also picked up another cut on the palm... I don't even know how that one happened

Good thing I'm left-handed...