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Edinburgh Fringe
Aug. 25th, 2019 12:09 pmThe best one-liners from comedians at this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival...
'jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar... demerara’
Richard Stott: "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy"
Milton Jones: "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh"
Jake Lambert: "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows'.”
Ross Smith: "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it.”
Ross Smith: "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning.”
Adele Cliff: "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it.”
Richard Pulsford: "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.”
Mark Simmons: "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.”
Ivo Graham: "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts
'jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar... demerara’
Richard Stott: "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy"
Milton Jones: "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh"
Jake Lambert: "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows'.”
Ross Smith: "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it.”
Ross Smith: "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning.”
Adele Cliff: "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it.”
Richard Pulsford: "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.”
Mark Simmons: "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.”
Ivo Graham: "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts
