Here We Go Again...

I am informed that the owner & GM of the company I slave for will be coming to my branch on Monday to "... rip us a new one.", due to an administrative error in stock control that nobody's quite sure whose fault it is, so it's been allocated to us. Threats of termination have been made & my normally dead-lazy-slack cow-orker has been in a frenzied lather all day cleaning & muttering & smoking.

Me... I'm just getting angrier by the hour & am considering several responses to the inevitable barrage next week. Most of which culminate in telling said Owner/GM to commence asexual reproduction procedure. If I put it like that, he can't fire me 'til he gets to a dictionary at least...