Stop The World...

... & let me off!

In today's "News" :~

Miss World babe's limbs amputated... jesus... tasteful headline...
It's OK to hit your wife, says Melbourne Islamic cleric Samir Abu Hamza
"The scientists were wrong and Antarctica is melting after all, threatening to ruin house prices in Australian beach suburbs."... Never mind the planet, my property investment's in peril!!!
Oo-er! Look at me!! I'm being 'controversial'... Respect my artistry!!!

This planet needs a purge... a pogrom... or at least an enema. I'm crawling back under my rock.