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The Theory Of Devolution
Jan. 7th, 2007 10:48 pmWinning entries in the 10th annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by the advocacy group Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch:
- "DO NOT put any person in this washer," from a tag on a front-loading washing machine. First place.
- "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level," from a label on a personal watercraft. Second place.
- "Do not iron," from a Super Lotto ticket. Tied for third place.
- "Don't try to dry your phone in a microwave oven," from a mobile phone. Tied for third place.
- "Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle," from the cover of a phone directory. Honourable mention.
And another day down...
Just trying to keep the wolves & the black dog at bay...
- "DO NOT put any person in this washer," from a tag on a front-loading washing machine. First place.
- "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level," from a label on a personal watercraft. Second place.
- "Do not iron," from a Super Lotto ticket. Tied for third place.
- "Don't try to dry your phone in a microwave oven," from a mobile phone. Tied for third place.
- "Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle," from the cover of a phone directory. Honourable mention.
And another day down...
Just trying to keep the wolves & the black dog at bay...
