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Dec. 9th, 2005 03:16 pmWell, against the odds, I survived the Inquisition for another week or so. Still have some interviews lined up anyway, but in the meantime...
This is the Plain English Foundation's translation into legalese of a Christmas carol. Guess which one.
"We are desirous of extending to you by way of seasonal salutation, in respect of which we undertake to convey by means including but not limited to speech, writing, hand signals, electronic devices and other and any information conveyances in existence now and in the future, a sanguine and unrepining saturnalian season and a euphoric neologian period of not less than but not more than twelve (12) months, including such adjustment as from time to time may be necessitated by leap years where appropriate."
This is the Plain English Foundation's translation into legalese of a Christmas carol. Guess which one.
"We are desirous of extending to you by way of seasonal salutation, in respect of which we undertake to convey by means including but not limited to speech, writing, hand signals, electronic devices and other and any information conveyances in existence now and in the future, a sanguine and unrepining saturnalian season and a euphoric neologian period of not less than but not more than twelve (12) months, including such adjustment as from time to time may be necessitated by leap years where appropriate."
