A Clean Smelling House

I went shopping last night after work & bought a new bar of soap for the bathroom handbasin. One of those 'all natural, honest-to-goodness, no-nothing-artificial-here, "aromatic" ' soaps. Quite a strong aroma, I thought when I took the wrapping off last night & put it in the bathroom...

I've just come home from my work Christmas party, having been out of the house for 15 hours & boy!! can I smell that soap!! From the moment I unlocked the door...

So, the work Christmas 'party' was, as suspected, a pub meal & bar tab at the Bayview Tavern down the road from the office. Such a thrilling prospect that only about half the staff turned up. I was there mainly to get at least 3 drinks & a 3 course meal out of the MD. Finally achieved that goal at about 10.30pm & left. No, I wasn't the first...

Will I be there in another year's time??