waitingman | Shoot The Whole Day Down (Reply)

I don't like Mondays.

I don't like Mondays in December.

I don't like Mondays in December when I have to start work early.

I don't like Mondays in December when I have to start work early across town.

I don't like Mondays in December when I have to start work early across town & the place is closed when I get there.

I don't like Mondays in December when I have to start work early across town & the place is closed when I get there & nobody turns up 'til an hour later.

I don't like Mondays in December when I have to start work early across town & the place is closed when I get there & nobody turns up 'til an hour later, when I have too much work to do back at the office to be wasting my time in the middle of nowhere.

I don't like Mondays in December when I have to start work early across town & the place is closed when I get there & nobody turns up 'til an hour later, when I have too much work to do back at the office to be wasting my time in the middle of nowhere, which means I have to work back for a couple of hours.

... and the silicon chip inside my head, gets switched to overload...