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waitingman ([personal profile] waitingman) wrote2017-01-17 01:49 pm

Tour Diary - Day Sixteen

Leaving Las Vegas...

October 19th, Wednesday - Las Vegas to Mammoth Lakes

An earlier rising than the last couple of days - must mean we're on the move again. No sunrise shots in Las Vegas though. Packing, showering, packing again, last idiot-check of the room, then waking up Travis down in his undercover parking, onto the north freeway (on purpose this time!) & out to Death Valley. Las Vegas is still busy expanding, with housing estates still popping up long after you've left the main part of the city behind. But they're selling, so...

A little while out of town, we passed the Creech Air Force Base & saw a drone coming in to land - someone, somewhere there was having fun with a joystick... Driving on a little further, you arrive at the Amargosa Valley, near the Nevada Test & Training Range & more commonly known as Area 51. We didn't realise where we were - all we saw from the highway was Daddy D's 50s Diner & a petrol station. It wasn't until we pulled in there, with breakfast on our minds, that we saw the 'Area 51 Alien Center' &, more unexpectedly, the 'Alien Cathouse Brothel' right next door to the Diner. Intelligent extra-terrestrial life flew across millions of light-years to come & get laid, it would seem. All 3 establishments are run by a local "business identity" named Dennis Hof (not the Hoff). He also owns the Bunny Ranch elsewhere in Nevada & is running for the Nevada State Office... well, he has a fairly good idea of what his constituents are interested in, I suppose. I learned all this from the publicity cards placed at every table in the Diner. Despite all that, the breakfast was good... basic, but solid without being too huge. I declined Julia's offer to take a tour of the Cathouse - I can't tell if she was disappointed or not, but I don't think anything you'd see in a brothel at midday on a Wednesday would be worth seeing. Certainly not judging by the one guy I saw coming out of there adjusting his zipper & walking a bit funny... He was a little man, but not a green one

Area 51.jpg

Back onto the highway for a while, before TomTom directed us onto a dirt road, which brought us to one of the entrances to Death Valley National Park. True to its name, the vegetation began to thin out & almost disappear entirely as we drove in. I was expecting rather flat ground, or a descent to below sea-level, then a climb back up, but the area is both larger & more mountainous than you'd think. One moment you're up 5000ft, then down to sand dunes & sea level, then back up to 4000ft... It was quite a hot place though - even in the middle of Autumn Fall. Absolutely no humidity, as you'd expect. We'd been forewarned by roadsigns & by the waitress at the Diner to not run the aircon in the car, so made do with a couple of windows rolled down to get what breeze there was... & to collect a little more sand in the cabin. There were small sand twisters blowing across the Valley floor in a few areas & we drove through at least one of them - windows up!!

Death Valley II

Death Tree

Signs of life in the Valley included a small town... more of an outpost, really... where we topped up the petrol tank & checked oil & water levels. There were also far more tourists than we expected, or wanted (How are you supposed to take photos of this lonely desolation when there are people everywhere??!!), unidentified small critters running across the road in front of Travis, a USAF fighter jet buzzing the valley & hills... & 4 coyotes on the side of the road, standing ominously still, silent, then stalking the couple of cars that pulled up to see them, including us. Time to go...

Coyote I

Coyote III

A last climb out of the Valley, then we dropped down into the stretch of land that runs between the walls of Death Valley on the right & the Sierra Nevada mountains on the left, over the other side of which lies the end of our journey... some time next week. For now, we wanted to cross over, preferably via the 120 route through Yosemite, so we could see Half Dome & El Capitan in the snow. Unfortunately, we were told at a little National Parks office at the Valley exit, that the Yosemite route was closed due to a rockslide, so we headed further north, with the hope of crossing the mountains at Bridgeport & heading for Sacramento. We were running out of day by this time though, so detoured to Mammoth Lakes - a ski resort town just starting to wake up for the upcoming season. There is snow on the higher peaks of the Sierra Nevada, so it won't be long...

Sierra Teeth.jpg

Our accommodation was the local Travelodge, just off the main road & a short walk to the local pizza joint. Plenty of warning signs about black bear activity were posted & reinforced by the desk clerk, who advised us to get all food & drink out of the car, in case the bears decide to break in for it. I think we got it all... I hope so

Dinner at the pizza place, then back to our room where I've been catching up on 3 days of diary. Now... bed

[identity profile] reynardo.livejournal.com 2017-01-17 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Why no air-con?

And next time you see Mum, ask her about the brothel trip in 1993.

[identity profile] waitingman.livejournal.com 2017-01-17 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Running the air-con can heat up your engine... & in Death Valley, that can be a bad thing

That will be an interesting Wafflers...

[identity profile] buzziecat.livejournal.com 2017-01-17 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Driving in and out of Death Valley beats walking. I wonder how many old bones are there from past travelers?

Coyote looks so sweet - from inside your vehicle. :) Looks as though it posed for you.

I was never in that area but did spend some time in Yosemite with a friend who lived close enough to it for a day trip. I hope your next post says you got to visit it.
Edited 2017-01-17 14:01 (UTC)

[identity profile] waitingman.livejournal.com 2017-01-18 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Nice doggie... good doggie

There was no doubt that these guys were wild dogs... There would be no patting, no biscuit, no scratches behind the ears

I would happily go back to Death Valley. Despite its name, I thought it was a wonderful place & would like to see the rest of it. Maybe not in summer though

Yosemite... Well, keep reading!

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2017-01-17 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, I have to admit, the Alien Cathouse Brothel totally intrigues me, and I probably would have had to take a tour just out of principle.

Next time I go cross country, I want to see Yosemity and Death Valley and more of that area. Sounds like a beautiful place. We'd gone to Yellowstone last year, which was amazing and worth a few weeks on its own.

[identity profile] waitingman.livejournal.com 2017-01-18 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Now you're making me regret it.. though I'm still pretty sure there were no alien ladies of easy or negotiable virtue in the place

And as the rest of the galaxy knows... 'Earth Girls Are Easy

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2017-01-18 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hmmmm... Star Princess Shrxshreeee is quite the hottie... ooh, four hundred quatloos an hour? I didn't bring any quatloos with me today. Curses."

[identity profile] sarin-girl.livejournal.com 2017-01-18 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I was disappointed that we didn't get to do a tour of the cathouse! it might be my only chance to go into a brothel! : (

BTW, NEVER EVER STAY AT THE TRAVELODGE IN MAMMOTH LAKES! it may be a short walk to the "town" area, but the place is horriddddd..

[identity profile] waitingman.livejournal.com 2017-01-18 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Fine... we'll go to the 'Doll House' one night after dinner

And okay - the Travelodge wasn't great, but significantly cheaper than a room at one of the ski lodges
Edited 2017-01-18 01:07 (UTC)