Q. What do you say when someone gives you a knifeblock like this?

A. Thankyouthankyouthankyouyou'rewonderfulpleasedon'thurtme!!!!!!
Q. Am I brave enough to wear this t-shirt in public?

Maybe you'd better have a look at the back before you answer that...

A. Yeeaahh... probably!!
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