Skipped the history lessons, or just paid close attention while rubbing hands together gleefully?

A tech free holiday? That sounds interesting. I'm not sure how I feel about that. We joke that for me to join Debbie on an ocean cruise I would need to be towed behind the cruise ship, in a small private cabin cruiser with internet access.

Future historians (if they are lucky enough to exist?) will note that the appearance of the Kardashian name marked the acceleration of the downward spiral of civilization. I'm sorry their disease has spread across the seas to your shores.