1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? no
2) What was your dream growing up? To summon a lightsaber from the sky whenever I needed it. To fly without technological assistance.
3) What talent do you wish you had? Calm and collected thinking.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Sake
5) Favourite vegetable? Anything green and leafy.
6) What was the last book you read? Iron John
7) What zodiac sign are you? Virgo
8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where. No
9) Worst habit? Nailbiting
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Of course!
11) What is your favourite sport? Swimming, chess boxing
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? Both
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? I'd face the door. Then slowly and deliberately turn to face you, stare at you until you got uncomfortable, then fart audibly and shake my head at you in disbelief.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? It was in primary school. I was standing next to a guy who was heckling a friend. Friend had a tennis ball, got pissed off, pegged the ball at him, and got me square in the nuts. That was pretty bad...
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. No one believes me when I tell them antidepressants are bad because they close the third eye.
16) Do you have any pets? no
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Oh shit! OK... yeah, come in!
18) What was your first impression of me? I can't remember, eh?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Both and neither
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Shorter legs, or visible third eye.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? No equivocation. Crime partner.
22) What colour eyes do you have? Brown
23) Ever been arrested? no
24) Bottle or can soda? Bottle
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Indulge in materialistic, but non-flesh desires. Includes musical instruments.
27) Where's your favorite place to hang? I don't. I'm antisocial.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? Not sure.
29) Favourite thing to do in your spare time? I'm a homebody. Everything I do at home is my favourite thing to do.
30) Do you swear a lot? Yes, but not enough.
31) Biggest pet peeve? Poli-sci, hippie, lesbo feminists.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Elliptical
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2) What was your dream growing up?
To summon a lightsaber from the sky whenever I needed it. To fly without technological assistance.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
Calm and collected thinking.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Sake
5) Favourite vegetable?
Anything green and leafy.
6) What was the last book you read?
Iron John
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Virgo
8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
No
9) Worst habit?
Nailbiting
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Of course!
11) What is your favourite sport?
Swimming, chess boxing
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Both
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
I'd face the door. Then slowly and deliberately turn to face you, stare at you until you got uncomfortable, then fart audibly and shake my head at you in disbelief.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
It was in primary school. I was standing next to a guy who was heckling a friend. Friend had a tennis ball, got pissed off, pegged the ball at him, and got me square in the nuts. That was pretty bad...
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
No one believes me when I tell them antidepressants are bad because they close the third eye.
16) Do you have any pets?
no
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Oh shit! OK... yeah, come in!
18) What was your first impression of me?
I can't remember, eh?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Both and neither
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Shorter legs, or visible third eye.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
No equivocation. Crime partner.
22) What colour eyes do you have?
Brown
23) Ever been arrested?
no
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Indulge in materialistic, but non-flesh desires. Includes musical instruments.
27) Where's your favorite place to hang?
I don't. I'm antisocial.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
Not sure.
29) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
I'm a homebody. Everything I do at home is my favourite thing to do.
30) Do you swear a lot?
Yes, but not enough.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
Poli-sci, hippie, lesbo feminists.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Elliptical
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Oh yes.
35) Do you believe in God?
Not sure.
- Eug